Jesus said this one dawg. Maybe you should read it more. I think you're missing a very key theme from a literary sense in the new-testament.

Yeah dawg. Those are the rich ones... Remember what the Bible said about rich people?

Uh... Mormons aren't like that. Their women are like... Really faithful. I think I know 2 couples that divorced and only one of them was cheating and it was on the man's side.

It's literally probably just you/your religion.

Yur mom

It's my mom.