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![Late Night with Onan Co'Brien | [The show returns from commercial break, and the camera cuts back to Onan sitting at his desk. The ashes of the prop desk are still visible on the stage.]
Onan: Well, folks, as you can see, things got a little out of hand earlier. But don't worry, we have our real desk back now. [pauses] And I promise, no more spinning wheels or cans of gasoline.
[The audience laughs and applauds.]
Onan: Now, before we bring out our musical guests tonight, I want to remind everyone that tomorrow is International Women's Day. It's a day to celebrate the incredible achievements of women around the world, and all the sandwiches they make and dishes they clean. NOW GET BACK TO COOKING WOMEN
[The audience cheers and applauds.]
Onan: Alright, now it's time to bring out our musical guests tonight. They're a band that's been making waves in the underground punk scene, and they're here to perform their hit single, "The Screams Are Getting Louder". Please give a warm welcome to The Screams Are Getting Louder!
[The camera cuts to the stage, where The Screams Are Getting Louder are set up and ready to perform. They start playing their song, a fast and energetic punk anthem with politically charged lyrics. The audience cheers and jumps around, moshing and singing along.]; Onan: Thank you so much, "The Screams Are Getting Louder"! That was amazing!
[He turns to the camera]
Onan: And thank you all for watching tonight. I hope you had as much fun as I did.
[Ricky comes up next to Onan]
Ricky: It's always a blast being here, Onan. Even when you almost burn down the studio.
[Laughter]
Onan: Hey, what can I say? I like to keep things interesting.
[More laughter]
Onan: But seriously, folks, thank you to our guests tonight, YellowBlack and The Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. And a big thank you to "The Screams Are Getting Louder" for their amazing performance.
[Ricky interrupts]
Ricky: And of course, we can't forget our amazing crew who made all of this possible. Thank you, everyone!
[The credits start to roll]
Onan: And don't forget to tune in tomorrow night for another exciting episode of "Late Night with Onan Co'Brien"! And after this, stick around for "Tomorrow with Snyd Thompson"!
[Onan waves goodbye to the camera]
Onan: Goodnight, everyone! | image tagged in late night with onan co'brien | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/7dorwb.jpg)
![Late Night with Onan Co'Brien | Onan: Well, folks, it looks like we've hit a snag with YellowBlack. But don't worry, we have a backup plan. Please welcome our next guest, a flaming ball of pure rage!
[The crowd cheers as a fiery ball comes through the curtains and takes a seat at the chair next to Onan's desk.]
Onan: [jokingly] So, Mr. Flaming Ball of Pure Rage, how's your day been?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [angrily] It's been terrible! I've been burning with fury all day!
Onan: [feigning surprise] Really? I never would have guessed.
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [sarcastically] Oh, what gave it away? Maybe the fact that I'm on fire and screaming in rage?
Onan: [laughs] Fair point. So, what's been bothering you lately?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [fuming] Everything! The traffic, the weather, the fact that people keep pronouncing it "expresso" instead of "espresso"!
Onan: [smiling] I feel your pain. So, what do you do to calm down when you're feeling angry?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [sarcastically] Oh, you know, just take a deep breath and count to ten.
Onan: [amused] I don't think that's going to work for you.
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [fuming] No kidding!
Onan: [smiling] Well, it's been great having you on the show, Mr. Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. Is there anything you'd like to say to our audience before you go?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [screaming] YES! STOP PRONOUNCING IT "EXPRESSO"!
[The crowd cheers as the Flaming Ball of Pure Rage storms off the set.]
Onan: [laughing] And there you have it, folks. The Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. Don't mess with him or he might just set you on fire. We'll be right back after this commercial break with more Late Night. | image tagged in late night with onan co'brien | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/7doqr5.jpg)
![Late Night with Onan Co'Brien | [The show returns from commercial break, and the camera cuts to Onan sitting at his desk with his sidekick and announcer, Ricky.]
Onan: Welcome back to the show, everyone. I hope you all enjoyed that commercial break as much as I did.
Ricky: [smirks] You were sleeping again, weren't you?
Onan: [laughs nervously] What? No, no, no. I was just resting my eyes for a second.
Ricky: [rolls his eyes] Right. Anyway, we have a great musical guest for you tonight. Unfortunately, YellowBlack is running a little late.
Onan: Yeah, we're not sure where he is, but we're gonna try and find him.
Ricky: [smiling mischievously] And by "we", you mean you're gonna send me out to look for him while you sit here and make jokes.
Onan: [grinning] Exactly. But before we do that, I thought we could do a little skit to "find" him.
Ricky: [sarcastically] Oh, great. Because that's definitely going to work.
Onan: [ignoring Ricky's comment] Okay, let's pretend we're detectives trying to track down our missing musical guest. [puts on a serious face] Ricky, do you have any leads?
Ricky: [playing along] Yes, Onan, I do. According to my sources, YellowBlack was last seen at a karaoke bar down the street.
Onan: [excitedly] Perfect! Let's go!
[Onan and Ricky get up from their desk and "head" out of the studio, making exaggerated detective movements and noises.]
Onan: [pointing dramatically] Look over there, Ricky! It's a clue!
Ricky: [sarcastically] Wow, I'm so impressed.
[They "follow" the "clue" until they reach the karaoke bar, but YellowBlack is nowhere to be found.]
Onan: [frustrated] Well, this was a waste of time.
Ricky: [smiling] I told you it wouldn't work.
Onan: [sighs] Yeah, you're right. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it.
[The camera cuts back to Onan and Ricky at their desk.]
Onan: Well, folks, it looks like we'll just have to wait for YellowBlack to show up. In the meantime, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with our musical guest.
[The show cuts to another commercial break as Onan and Ricky continue to banter back and forth.] | image tagged in late night with onan co'brien | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/7doqh1.jpg)
