Exactly why it doesn't count.

Because it's the default.

I mean I've had a couple interesting weapon ideas

Like a shield that looks like a record or a disco ball mace

But the Gundam itself is the problem

I'm gonna

I just have no idea what to do

There was some ridiculous stuff back when disco was a thing, which is part of the reason I got this fabric while I was getting some to make a cloak for a separate project

S p e r m

Not to be rude but... You made his right hand a left hand