Onan: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to another exciting episode of Late Night. Thank you all for being here tonight."
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You know, not much is happening in the news today. I guess it's one of those slow news days. On days like these you just gotta roll with whatever comes to mind, you know?
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So, let's see. Today is the anniversary of Yuri Gagarin's spaceflight.
*cheers* Can you believe that it's been.. what, 62 years since he became the first human to journey into space? Yep. Betcha he saw a lot of great stuff up there. Maybe those aliens that the MSMG government is now investigating in that town, Gravity Falls.
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And speaking of space, did you know that my birthday is coming up on April 17th? Yeah, I'll be another year older, but don't worry, I'll still be just as immature.
*laughter*
That didn't have much to do with space, did it? Meh, just wanted to get that out there. Man, I'm already almost 40, but I feel 14. I guess age really is just a number.
*laughter*
But don't tell Danish... or THP. That doesn't apply. But hey, enough about me. We've got a great show for you tonight. Stick around for a performance and interview with an up and coming comedian who is sure to leave you in stitches. But before we get to that, let's take a quick break. Don't go anywhere!
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