Onan: Well, folks, it looks like we've hit a snag with YellowBlack. But don't worry, we have a backup plan. Please welcome our next guest, a flaming ball of pure rage!
[The crowd cheers as a fiery ball comes through the curtains and takes a seat at the chair next to Onan's desk.]
Onan: [jokingly] So, Mr. Flaming Ball of Pure Rage, how's your day been?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [angrily] It's been terrible! I've been burning with fury all day!
Onan: [feigning surprise] Really? I never would have guessed.
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [sarcastically] Oh, what gave it away? Maybe the fact that I'm on fire and screaming in rage?
Onan: [laughs] Fair point. So, what's been bothering you lately?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [fuming] Everything! The traffic, the weather, the fact that people keep pronouncing it "expresso" instead of "espresso"!
Onan: [smiling] I feel your pain. So, what do you do to calm down when you're feeling angry?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [sarcastically] Oh, you know, just take a deep breath and count to ten.
Onan: [amused] I don't think that's going to work for you.
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [fuming] No kidding!
Onan: [smiling] Well, it's been great having you on the show, Mr. Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. Is there anything you'd like to say to our audience before you go?
Flaming Ball of Pure Rage: [screaming] YES! STOP PRONOUNCING IT "EXPRESSO"!
[The crowd cheers as the Flaming Ball of Pure Rage storms off the set.]
Onan: [laughing] And there you have it, folks. The Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. Don't mess with him or he might just set you on fire. We'll be right back after this commercial break with more Late Night.