Late Night with Onan Co'Brien

[The show returns from commercial break, and the camera cuts back to Onan sitting at his desk. The ashes of the prop desk are still visible on the stage.] Onan: Well, folks, as you can see, things got a little out of hand earlier. But don't worry, we have our real desk back now. [pauses] And I promise, no more spinning wheels or cans of gasoline. [The audience laughs and applauds.] Onan: Now, before we bring out our musical guests tonight, I want to remind everyone that tomorrow is International Women's Day. It's a day to celebrate the incredible achievements of women around the world, and all the sandwiches they make and dishes they clean. NOW GET BACK TO COOKING WOMEN [The audience cheers and applauds.] Onan: Alright, now it's time to bring out our musical guests tonight. They're a band that's been making waves in the underground punk scene, and they're here to perform their hit single, "The Screams Are Getting Louder". Please give a warm welcome to The Screams Are Getting Louder! [The camera cuts to the stage, where The Screams Are Getting Louder are set up and ready to perform. They start playing their song, a fast and energetic punk anthem with politically charged lyrics. The audience cheers and jumps around, moshing and singing along.]; Onan: Thank you so much, "The Screams Are Getting Louder"! That was amazing! [He turns to the camera] Onan: And thank you all for watching tonight. I hope you had as much fun as I did. [Ricky comes up next to Onan] Ricky: It's always a blast being here, Onan. Even when you almost burn down the studio. [Laughter] Onan: Hey, what can I say? I like to keep things interesting. [More laughter] Onan: But seriously, folks, thank you to our guests tonight, YellowBlack and The Flaming Ball of Pure Rage. And a big thank you to "The Screams Are Getting Louder" for their amazing performance. [Ricky interrupts] Ricky: And of course, we can't forget our amazing crew who made all of this possible. Thank you, everyone! [The credits start to roll] Onan: And don't forget to tune in tomorrow night for another exciting episode of "Late Night with Onan Co'Brien"! And after this, stick around for "Tomorrow with Snyd Thompson"! [Onan waves goodbye to the camera] Onan: Goodnight, everyone!