Late Night with Onan Co'Brien

[The show returns from commercial break, and the camera cuts to Onan sitting at his desk with his sidekick and announcer, Ricky.] Onan: Welcome back to the show, everyone. I hope you all enjoyed that commercial break as much as I did. Ricky: [smirks] You were sleeping again, weren't you? Onan: [laughs nervously] What? No, no, no. I was just resting my eyes for a second. Ricky: [rolls his eyes] Right. Anyway, we have a great musical guest for you tonight. Unfortunately, YellowBlack is running a little late. Onan: Yeah, we're not sure where he is, but we're gonna try and find him. Ricky: [smiling mischievously] And by "we", you mean you're gonna send me out to look for him while you sit here and make jokes. Onan: [grinning] Exactly. But before we do that, I thought we could do a little skit to "find" him. Ricky: [sarcastically] Oh, great. Because that's definitely going to work. Onan: [ignoring Ricky's comment] Okay, let's pretend we're detectives trying to track down our missing musical guest. [puts on a serious face] Ricky, do you have any leads? Ricky: [playing along] Yes, Onan, I do. According to my sources, YellowBlack was last seen at a karaoke bar down the street. Onan: [excitedly] Perfect! Let's go! [Onan and Ricky get up from their desk and "head" out of the studio, making exaggerated detective movements and noises.] Onan: [pointing dramatically] Look over there, Ricky! It's a clue! Ricky: [sarcastically] Wow, I'm so impressed. [They "follow" the "clue" until they reach the karaoke bar, but YellowBlack is nowhere to be found.] Onan: [frustrated] Well, this was a waste of time. Ricky: [smiling] I told you it wouldn't work. Onan: [sighs] Yeah, you're right. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it. [The camera cuts back to Onan and Ricky at their desk.] Onan: Well, folks, it looks like we'll just have to wait for YellowBlack to show up. In the meantime, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with our musical guest. [The show cuts to another commercial break as Onan and Ricky continue to banter back and forth.]