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Philosoraptor Meme | IF PROSTITUTION IS THE OLDEST PROFESSION; WHAT JOB DID THE GUY HAVE TO GET THE MONEY PAY IN THE FIRST PLACE? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | HE PIMPED HER FOR MONEY | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Philosoraptor Meme | WHO COULD PAY THE PIMP? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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With the stones, animal hide and fire wood she got from her "customers"
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lol
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HA!
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I understood he bartered an apple for her cherry.
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the first prostitute was a man ;)
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That clown pimpin everyone
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Who said he had a job? maybe he was an occasional odd-jobs handyman! Or maybe he bartered with goods.
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They had to pay like a loan, every month you pay a little lmao
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Hunting maybe? For meat and fruit
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Chimps are typically thought of as vegetarians, but during the mating season, 65% of their diet is comprised of meat, the females needing the extra protein to breed.
Females have been observed begging males eating meat for some. The males offer it to them, in exchange for first, yup, sex.
Even runtier low ranking males with normally hardly a chance can manage to seduce females with a chunk of meat, which they will 'casually' display purposely for such.

Given the similarities between humans and chimps, yes, it truly is the oldest profession,,,
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good question
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Good question! ~^^~
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It was probably an exchange of food or other supplies.
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pimp
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The real answer : It was free. It actually getting paid by service. Like let the women pass this way or something. It wasn't money
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There are other jobs that are older than prostitution,and as soon as i come up with some i'll let you know or if you know any other older paying jobs? let me know. lol
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'Money' is a recent invention, Trade/barter was likely the method of payment...

so he likely paid her in Food... either 'left overs' or something caught with the express purpose of trading it for 'favors'...
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Some female gorillas offer sex in exchange for male's food. So I guess hunting and gathering is a job though not the one you are being directly paid for.
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Prostitution is gender-neutral my guy.
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So....in your opinion, the meme should say "IT" instead of "HE"?
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Nah, "it" dehumanizes. They/them is better in this case.
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IF PROSTITUTION IS THE OLDEST PROFESSION; WHAT JOB DID THE GUY HAVE TO GET THE MONEY PAY IN THE FIRST PLACE?