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Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size

Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size | MY WIFE SAID I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MR. JONES NEXT DOOR. HOW'S THAT?
SHE SAYS THAT EVERY MORNING WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK, HE GIVES HIS WIFE A BIG KISS.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

I JUST COULDN'T. I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE WOMAN. | image tagged in marriage,kissing,memes,diner of despair | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,246 views, 58 upvotes, 19 comments

time for a new episode of the Diner Of Despair

time for a new episode of the Diner Of Despair | HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY? MY WIFE ISN'T SPEAKING TO ME! SHE ASKED ME FOR SOME GAS MONEY TO GO VISIT HER MOTHER. SO WHAT DID YOU DO? I TOLD HER TO SAVE ON GAS AND JUST USE HER BROOM TO MAKE THE TRIP. | image tagged in diner of despair,silent treatment,gas money,witch's broom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,825 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

We don't serve that here.

We don't serve that here. | I'd like some food. It doesn't even have to be great, just something that makes me think life isn't all bad. | image tagged in wendy's,diner of despair | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by AlaskaNativeManitou

519 views, 7 upvotes

The Diner of Despair discusses Witnesses

The Diner of Despair discusses Witnesses | DID YOU EVER NOTICE WHAT THE TOP THREE THINGS ARE THAT NEED WITNESSES? NO. WHAT ARE THEY? CRIMES, ACCIDENTS, AND MARRIAGES; IS IT ME, OR DO YOU NOTICE A TREND HERE? | image tagged in diner of despair,witnesses,marriage,crime,accidents | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

337 views, 7 upvotes, 2 comments

Do exactly what she says, and you're still in the wrong

Do exactly what she says, and you're still in the wrong | I ASKED MY WIFE WHAT SHE WANTED FOR HER BIRTHDAY. SHE SAID NOTHING WOULD MAKE HER HAPPIER THAN A DIAMOND NECKLACE, SO THAT'S WHAT I GOT HER; YOU GOT YOUR WIFE A DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR HER BIRTHDAY? NO. I GOT HER NOTHING, AND NOW I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY SHE'S SO MAD AT ME. | image tagged in diner of despair,marriage,birthday,memes,present | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

400 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Nice Try.

by AlaskaNativeManitou

451 views, 6 upvotes

I have a daughter like his wife

by anonymous

469 views, 6 upvotes, 5 comments

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135 views, 5 upvotes

A lot of subtle things going on here; see if your can spot them all.

by anonymous

475 views, 3 upvotes, 6 comments

I think I've been watching too many harem animes

by anonymous

602 views, 2 upvotes

You'd never expect this guy to talk about following his dreams

by anonymous

502 views, 2 upvotes

The hardest part of this drinking game is qualifying to drink

by anonymous

301 views, 1 upvote

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by anonymous

518 views, 1 upvote, 4 comments

Diner of despair. Who's the daddy

by anonymous

513 views, 1 upvote