I SPLIT UP WITH MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE'S A CHEATING LIAR! WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT BECAUSE SHE SLEPT OVER AT HER SISTER'S PLACE. HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE DIDN'T SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER SISTER? BECAUSE I SPENT THE NIGHT SLEEPING WITH HER SISTER!