Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size

Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size | MY WIFE SAID I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MR. JONES NEXT DOOR. HOW'S THAT? SHE SAYS THAT EVERY MORNING WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK, HE GIVES HIS WIFE  | image tagged in marriage,kissing,memes,diner of despair | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,765 views, 57 upvotes, Made by Swiggys-back 12 months ago marriagekissingmemesdiner of despair
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Thanks. I love doing these Diner of Despair memes
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Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | SO WHILE YOU WAS AT THE BAR? I PORKED MRS JONES AND YOUR WIFE IN YOUR BED | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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True story. | CAUGHT BANGING GUYS WIFE TOLD THAT HE'D BANG ANYTHING | image tagged in adultry,accusation | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ancient Aliens Meme | IF I EVER BANGED ANYTHING IT WOULD BE ALIEN | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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38 years? I just made 25! I think Sigmund Freud explains it best"What do they want?"
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My Daughter-In-Law's cousin said it best on his old show: imgflip.com/gif/1q0m4z
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HAA!!!!!!!!
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Funny.
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Which one? The one that does info wars or the one that lives next to the guy in the strip?
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MY WIFE SAID I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MR. JONES NEXT DOOR. HOW'S THAT? SHE SAYS THAT EVERY MORNING WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK, HE GIVES HIS WIFE A BIG KISS. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I JUST COULDN'T. I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE WOMAN.
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