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Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size

Not to mention the fact that the neighbor is twice his size | MY WIFE SAID I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MR. JONES NEXT DOOR. HOW'S THAT? 
SHE SAYS THAT EVERY MORNING WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK, HE GIVES HIS WIFE A BIG KISS.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

I JUST COULDN'T. I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE WOMAN. | image tagged in marriage,kissing,memes,diner of despair | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,245 views 58 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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5 ups, 7y,
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https://i.imgflip.com/1pvnvt.gif
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4 ups, 7y
Thanks.
3 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y
Thanks. I love doing these Diner of Despair memes
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | SO WHILE YOU WAS AT THE BAR? I PORKED MRS JONES AND YOUR WIFE IN YOUR BED | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Like it! Upvoted
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2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
True story. | CAUGHT BANGING GUYS WIFE TOLD THAT HE'D BANG ANYTHING | image tagged in adultry,accusation | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Thanks
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Ancient Aliens Meme | IF I EVER BANGED ANYTHING IT WOULD BE ALIEN | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You are welcome!
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0 ups, 7y,
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0 ups, 7y,
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38 years? I just made 25! I think Sigmund Freud explains it best"What do they want?"
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0 ups, 7y
My Daughter-In-Law's cousin said it best on his old show: https://imgflip.com/gif/1q0m4z
2 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
HAA!!!!!!!!
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2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Thanks.
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
You're welcome.
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1 up, 7y
Funny.
2 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y
Which one? The one that does info wars or the one that lives next to the guy in the strip?
0 ups, 4y
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MY WIFE SAID I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MR. JONES NEXT DOOR. HOW'S THAT? SHE SAYS THAT EVERY MORNING WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK, HE GIVES HIS WIFE A BIG KISS. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I JUST COULDN'T. I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE WOMAN.