That's about what I did.

LOL possibly the best looking cake I have ever seen!

Nah I googled epic fails cheese cake lol thi is what showed up. I have had a few turn out almost that bad though :-)

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LMAO, that's damned funny there!

A triple entendre! So good.

With Obamacare and whatever comes next (Berniecare, Hillarycare), that isn't too far fetched. If the nanny state is footing the bill for your health care, they can tell you what to eat, drink, or smoke. Step out of line and they'll tax your ass...excuse me, I mean "fine" you.

In my Bellllllyyyyyy

Damned if do, damned if don't.

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:)

Because kinetic energy can be a bitch.

I was actually trying to say that he didn't NEED the slice of cake because of the inability to walk to the kitchen. But it was rude for me to use a fat man's picture as a meme.

The first slice is still on his left breast

Eat responsibly.

I'd rather have someone try to kill me by feeding me a large chocolate pie than shooting me with a gun though :P

Hahaha I literally used a similar arguement on Wednesday lol...

9 y/o: why do you smoke?
Me: why do you eat chocolate?

Are those detachable oreos?