The_Psychedelic_Fur (655023)
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A hero is always alone
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Al Bundy: A REAL man. Here's to all the men who hate their lives, but still don't quit.
Actually it was the one where Al discovers he has an overdue library book (the little engine that could) from 1957 and he goes to return it thinking the librarian wouldn't be there anymore but she wqs holding off retirement til she could mock him one last time. In the end he took her sugarbowl to presumably put in her gas tank. Either wat that is a very motivational speach for me!
Al Bundy: A REAL man. Here's to all the men who hate their lives, but still don't quit.
So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.