I know someone who decided to bake a cake for a boyfriend once. For the first time in her life. So she was warming up the oven, opened it, yet it wasn't hot after X amount of minutes. The pilot was off. So she takes a match, lights it, and yeah, she lit it all right.
Luckily she wasn't burnt that badly, but that was the end of her eyebrows and her eyelashes. I didn't see her because quite frankly she didn't come out for a while. But her family said it didn't look that bad, just all reddish pink like she got a really really bad sunburn. And yeah, eventually the skin started to peel, also like a sunburn. She looks alright now, other than having to stencil in the eyebrows and wear fake eyelashes, she recovered fine. I don't know how long it took, but despite the fact that they were no blisters involved in this one, she stayed away from the general public for a bit longer than 2 weeks and then some. I don't have a day by day schedule, but it took a while. She was in her early twenties, maybe mid 20s by that point.
Not sure how old you are, but it's true, when you get older everything starts hurting, everything starts creaking, and everything that got hurt years ago starts flashing back. No problem for decades, but now your knees are aching, now that hip is bothering, that back that you got a compression fracture on vertebrae #12 but didn't know about till 4 years later when you got an X-ray for something else and then you realize the reason why your back really was hurt that badly when you got hurt falling off the wall and then couldn't walk out of your apartment for 2 weeks and have no idea how you even made it to the bathroom to take a piss for the first week, , well that back is hurting now after recovering for decades. And I ain't nowhere near 80. Yet.
I shouldn't say this in public because I don't want to damage anybody's future book releases, and we should wait till after Trump is out of office in 2052 (he retired to spend more time with his 11th wife and golfing), but, well, maybe this will save you some money instead of having to buy the book. But yes, the whispers in Poli_Too are true. Trump is old. He's real old. He's almost as old as Biden old. Hunter Biden's dad old, I mean. If that guy gets a nick shaving, that little micro cut is going to be bleed every dang time he sneezes for the next 3.75 months.
He popped a blood cap, movie style. He didn't keep with the script. Twice as effective than if he did. The end.