Picture a sanctimonious do-gooder who’s absolutely obsessed with saving the planet while sipping overpriced coffee from a reusable straw. They’re the ones preaching equality and tolerance, but only if you agree with their every whim—otherwise, you’re just a deplorable bigot. Always ready to cancel you for a decade-old tweet, they’ve got a PhD in virtue-signaling and a closet full of rainbow flags to prove it. Free speech? Sure, as long as it’s their speech. And don’t get them started on capitalism—they hate it, but they’ll cry if their artisanal avocado toast delivery gets delayed. Total champions of the people… until the people disagree with them.
