Ummm... given the nature of the issue, the content of your comment, it might have been better not to invoke "trying to put lipstick on a pig." Just sayin'...

Sooo... is that an actual, factual, existing headline (if so, cite your source) or just a wishful thinking headline you'd really like to see?

True... although that does raise the issue of whether it's directed or incidental. And given the negligible number of confirmed cases, the answer there is also kinda meaningless.

What part of the SSN requirement being the clincher for the completed form's validity is giving you the most trouble comprehension-wise?