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Everything is chaos. Nothing matters. Eat Arby's.
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Making Excuses (new template) in politics
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Trump still hasn't released all the Epstein files.
We still don't know who is listed in there, the names are still redacted.
But the names they were supposed to redact, the victims, they didn't.
And the only person to go to jail over their role in the Epstein ring is a woman.

One of those men we know about, and he's still serving in Trump's cabinet.

How is that?
Making Excuses (new template) in politics
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I don't think he was prepared for a thought-out reply.
Making Excuses (new template) in politics
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Making Excuses (new template) in politics
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You know, I sometimes think about running for office but I live in Texas and I'm an atheist.

Which if you're asking why are those 2 things important? Atheists can't hold office in Texas because I won't swear that there is a divine being.

Because in Texas you have to be willing to swear to a divine being/god in order to be sworn in to office, whether that's state or federal. And, yes, it has survived Supreme Court Challenges.