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10 ups, 3y,
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but wait there's more | BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE | image tagged in but wait there's more | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
More masks, mandatory vaccines, endless booster shots….
3 ups, 3y
9 ups, 3y
You are funny
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5 ups, 3y
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LOL. Too funny not to up vote.
6 ups, 3y,
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Shots And More Shots Now Pills | JUST WAIT UNTIL THE ANAL COVID VACCINE PILLS | image tagged in general strangmeme,china virus,bill gates loves vaccines | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y
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4 ups, 3y
LOL
3 ups, 3y
The Fuzzy Math of the lockdown.
4 ups, 3y,
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The hardest part is when you have 30% of the population insisting that it's a hoax. That it's actually just the flu. That it's not a big deal. That the specialists are lying. That you can use hydroxychloroquine, drink bleach, or horse dewormer to make it go away.
8 ups, 3y,
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the acceptance of state sponsored propaganda is strong with this one...
4 ups, 3y
Muh drink bleach. The lies never end, do they?
1 up, 3y,
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Just curious, since you’re so brilliant and well-informed, do you know why people decided to try using ivermectin (also approved for human use) to treat covid?
0 ups, 3y,
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1) Thank you for noticing. I do spend time reading things so I can understand as much as I can about various issues.

3) It's not approved for use with viruses. It's for larva worms that live in your eyes that were planted by black flies. Not for viruses. Viruses are not baby black flies. Baby black flies are not viruses. There is no reliable data that says it works for viruses.

2) That's a complicated question that I don't really have an answer for. I don't think anyone gets this. Because it's dumb AF. Srsly, this is stupid. Just like the hydroxychloroquine and bleach thing, it's dumb.

BUT I'm gonna take a stab at it since you asked.

I believe the ivermectin, just like the hydroxychloroquine and the bleach, comes from the anti-science streak that runs through American conservatism. The belief that "mah common sense is better than yer book learning"

which, okay, someone who has 10 years of experience in selling pillows will know more about selling pillows than someone with 1 year of experience selling pillows and a 4-year degree.

But that pillow salesman and their 10 years doesn't know more about viruses than the 10 years of schooling plus the years of experience a virologist. They just don't.

That's like 30% of it. You want your "common sense" to be better than "book learning."

20% of it is conservatives have trouble imagining things being other than they are right now. Global warming has to be false because it gets cold at my house in the winter. Eating red meat can't be bad for you, I like how it tastes. Taxes are bad because I don't want to pay them, and we've always had these huge highways and infrastructure, so why do we need to keep paying for them?

The remaining 50% of it is a desperate desire to "own the libs." You need to prove that you're right, and they're wrong. Y'all grasp at anything that will make you right. And it's a knee-jerk reaction too. You'll go along with anyone who says "you're right, you don't need to go to school and study to understand this complex problem."

So, when the salesman shows up, and he offers to sell you some horse paste to fight that covid, you buy it. You buy it because the lib science types say "don't do that. it could be bad". You buy it because, just this one time, you want to be right.
2 ups, 3y,
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"conservatives having trouble imagining things being other than they are right now"

Oh the sheer irony of that statement.
0 ups, 3y,
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See? You prove my point, Syd, every single day. You're walking proof of it.
1 up, 3y
Ahhh, someone's salty I pointed out his hypocrisy so must resort to ad homs as usual.
1 up, 3y,
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Right, so you’re an arrogant ignoramus who understands almost nothing but likes to rant about his superiority. Thanks for confirming that.

Shall I tell you the objective facts which made some people think ivermectin might be useful in this case? Or do you enjoy your ignorance?
0 ups, 3y
Sure! I'd love to see some facts.

Unless you're about to link to the study from the Front Line group here in the States.

Then I'll love showing you how it's wrong.

But go ahead. Link.
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0 ups, 3y
CBS is filming the first $48 months as we speak.
0 ups, 3y
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDHDcQlixH/?utm_medium=copy_link
1 up, 3y
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/16/covid-a-year-later-trumps-15-days-to-slow-the-spread-pledge-shows-how-little-we-knew.html
Trump said this when he was in office, yet it didn't happen.
Could it be that Trump is wrong?
...naaaaaah, it's the freaking libtards! /s
0 ups, 3y
Lol
2 ups, 3y,
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Protests immediately started to end the lockdowns, including people sitting nearby each other without masks. That's the part you're conveniently leaving out here
6 ups, 3y,
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The part of the government is leaving out is the early treatment with HCQ, ivermectin, zinc, anabiotic and vitamin D works. It worked for me. I was over the virus in three days.
5 ups, 3y,
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Man, pharmaceutical CEO's would NOT like to hear you spent five bucks to beat the Shanghai Sniffles!
4 ups, 3y,
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Not only that, but now I have better immunity than getting the bat vax.
4 ups, 3y
And no potential heart issues.
3 ups, 3y,
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I rely on my immune system having kicked a few different Viruses butts in my life time.
3 ups, 3y
I know people who were down for over two weeks. Small price to pay for a little immunity helper!
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4 ups, 3y
Could the large scale job losses have something to do with people being grumpy?
4 ups, 3y
I guess we just didn't tyranny hard enough
2 ups, 3y
Oh geez the other part you’re leaving out is all the BLM protests.
1 up, 3y,
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There is no evidence, zero, none, that lockdowns or masks have saved lies.
0 ups, 3y,
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/surgical-masks-work-very-well-in-preventing-spread-of-covid-19-biggest-ever-study-finds/ar-AAO7Zpp?ocid=msedgntp
0 ups, 3y
Cool, if all these rules fix things, then you should have an easy time with this quiz. Let me know how you do.

https://www.covidchartsquiz.com/
0 ups, 3y
Go***mn it. I wish copying and pasting links worked like it does on every other website here 😓
3 ups, 3y,
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Well when you lot f**k it up for everyone else, and make it go longer...
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4 ups, 3y,
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Being from Australia yourself, you should know that government will only keep locking down, doesn’t matter if it’s practical or necessary, until they devolve into tyranny.
2 ups, 3y,
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Australia is literally a giant socialist crapheap right now because citizens are tired of losing jobs and are protesting for what... Like 3 or 4 months straight?
1 up, 3y,
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We're literally not.
3 ups, 3y,
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Haha, you literally are. The former prison colony is now a current prison colony. The government can now legally hack your social media and alter or delete it. HAHAHAHAHA
1 up, 3y,
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Typical Republican manure spreader.
2 ups, 3y,
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Here's another little nugget from your totalitarian hellhole.
0 ups, 3y,
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Really shouldn’t get your news from one place, let alone Twitter.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-23/how-will-south-australias-home-quarantine-trial-work/100398878

This would be only people in home quarantine after travelling abroad and only for the duration of their 2 weeks quarantine. Not "people in SA". I think "people in SA" implies everyone, rather than just those returning from overseas. This is to replace you being required to pay for that same period in a hotel. Your source is dubiously biased.
1 up, 3y,
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Instead of requiring people to download an app (which they may actually be allowed to delete at a later point), wouldn't it be easier to just lock them in their homes and weld the doors and windows shut, like they did in China? Or make them wear a bracelet, or throw them in prison? The result would be the same; "restrictions" on their freedom of movement.
0 ups, 3y,
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Quarantine is also not something new in democratic countries, nor even the US. Treating it as if it's the same excessive authoritarianism would be like saying:

"Hey, all laws are dumb. Release everyone in jail! Their rights have been taken away, I thought we were a "free" country"

Which of course, based on ignorance and inherently flawed logic.
0 ups, 3y
"Which of course, based on ignorance and inherently flawed logic."

Apart from being a deliberate misrepresentation ("Sliding Slope Fallacy") of what I say, releasing all criminals would also be Liberal politics.
1 up, 3y,
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There's this thing called a "pandemic".
3 ups, 3y,
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You mean the excuse your totalitarian dictator used to curtail your freedoms that you cheer about like a good little cuck? Haha all you need is a scare and you give em up like they're the plague.
1 up, 3y
You sound just like the dumbasses a century ago during the Spanish Flu.
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0 ups, 3y,
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Don't kick the Aussie when he's down. Let me do it. (below)
0 ups, 3y
Utterly delusional.
2 ups, 3y,
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No, there’s not. There’s a bunch of vile, soul-less power-seekers spreading lies to stoke up fear so they can gain power.
0 ups, 3y,
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The 4.55 million dead are sending you the middle finger and hoping you join them.
0 ups, 3y
You're funny.
1 up, 3y,
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Yes. That thing is being used as an excuse to violate your rights "for the public good", "for the children", "for the security of the state", and all the other standard excuses.
0 ups, 3y
The right to die?
0 ups, 3y,
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The right to kill others with your stupidity?
1 up, 3y
Like I said, the right to not be under 24/7 surveillance by the authorities.
0 ups, 3y,
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What rights? And that thing has killed 4.55 million people in less than 2 years.
1 up, 3y
The right to privacy. The right to the government not being able to trace your every step "for the public good".

What right does the government have to trace your whereabouts if you've committed no crime? NONE!
0 ups, 3y,
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You know people use quotes to signify something that isn't real, right?
0 ups, 3y,
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Or to condescendingly point something out.
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2 ups, 3y
You're in no position to be condescending when your whole country is under house arrest and have to check in with the warden on your phone because of a virus with 99.8% survival rates. Your whole shithole country is in the fetal position, waiting to be taken to the quarantine camps. You are about to learn what the Uyghurs are suffering under the Chinese.

But yeah... you're not condescending. You're completely delusional.
1 up, 3y
Not "really"
0 ups, 3y,
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First it's a manure spreader... Then after proof of concept is given - you change to "it's a pandemic". How do you even debate with that much teeter totter between two comments...?
1 up, 3y,
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I never went back and forth, those two are not an either/or, they're an "and".
0 ups, 3y
Yeah you did. 😂
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0 ups, 3y,
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History says otherwise.
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1 up, 3y
That’s quite a cool sounding declaration. Unfortunately it has nothing to do with the conversation. I’m talking about what’s happening in Australia right now.
1 up, 3y
Speaking of F'ing it up for everyone else - might I show you Afghanistan lately?
2 ups, 3y,
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Lol, fake news.
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1 up, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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Someone vomited in the bathroom. Get the mop.
0 ups, 3y,
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I don't work at KFC.
0 ups, 3y,
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Got fired?
0 ups, 3y,
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Nope, found a better job.
1 up, 3y,
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Popeye's?
1 up, 3y,
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After killing over three hundred people with bad chicken, he's been blacklisted. I hear he's been hired at a fugu specialized restaurant.
1 up, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
And that took only 3hrs of freezing up and crashes and reboots just to find that one teeny pic which then wouldn't upload. Finally went to an even more messed up tablet and THEN it worked as I was trying to do it simultaneously on the 2nd. It's like dating woman.
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RIP Australia.
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