I'll give you $50 for the white one so he can see how it feels

I read "checking" in the reply as "choking" at first lmao

I have the same problem with my Mightyena plush. Thankfully, I found a roadkilled deer in the woods I could use instead

*takes the elevator instead*

*presses up*

There's actually a fan theory I've heard a couple times that Peach is Bowser's boyfriend, and Mario is the one who's been kidnapping her this whole time