Does it count if both their ages combined is 25 in dog years???

You won't believe this, but there's an anime with over 1,000 episodes where they're trying to find one piece lol

I want Santa to stuff his big sack in my puny chimney and make it emit gas

I came in my ex-girlfriend's eye and she f**king slapped me

When they develop a brain, I consider them human. Before that, they're a meatball