A man goes to psychiatrist because he can’t sleep for what’s under the bed. The shrink recommends a weekly visit for at least a year $200 per visit. The man says I don’t think I can afford that. A year later the man bumped into the shrink at the store and the shrink ask how he’s doing with his fear under the bed. He says “ I’m doing great and with the money I saved I bought a new truck!” The shrink asked him how he overcame his fear. The man said his bartender said just cut the legs off the bed
