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Try testing this out in real life. |  To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth. | image tagged in memes,politics | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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12 ups, 3m,
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made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups, 3m
NEW SLUR OK LIBERAL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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9 ups, 3m,
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Most people rejected his message | TRUTH IS NOT A LEFTIST VALUE | image tagged in most people rejected his message | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
They don't really care what is true, but only what "feels" good
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0 ups, 2m
was this a little book tat talks about the bible?
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17 ups, 3m,
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7 ups, 3m
See? Perfect demonstration of this meme's truth.
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1 up, 2m
Except he did.
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6 ups, 3m,
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7 ups, 3m,
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To anger a Republican, just mention how stupid Trump is, then post a link to the latest video of him acting like a moron. They'll lose their sh*t. XD
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5 ups, 3m,
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See how quickly you took the bait?... Like clockwork. Hook, line and sinker.
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6 ups, 3m,
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Yeah sure, take a quick look at the comments on my memes and you'll see how quickly Trumpers are triggered.
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5 ups, 3m,
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If by "triggered" you mean "answer your racist propaganda with the truth", sure.
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5 ups, 3m,
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6 ups, 3m
I don't know...what do you say?
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2 ups, 3m,
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Of course you say no that's what traitors have to do to avoid facts and truth
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0 ups, 3m
Yawn.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Seems to me you are replying to him so you are just as big of a snowflake and a Traitor to America
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0 ups, 3m
What's this? A minnow nibbles at the bait. Go away, small fry.
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2 ups, 3m
That's cute. One of the most easily triggered Leftist racists on imgflip, pretending he knows what triggers others.

You're adorable. (hugs)
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1 up, 3m,
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So if you mention how bad trump is libreals get triggered? SpECiFy
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0 ups, 3m,
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Yeah... how about you just go f-ck yourself, you and that silly hat?
It's like you're in an orchard, asking "Where are the apples?" Um, like everywhere. Idiot.
Go f-ck yourself.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Calm down this is a meme
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0 ups, 3m,
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I am calm, and you're still an idiot.
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0 ups, 3m,
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why?
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1 up, 2m
Pay them no mind. I am starting to wonder if it’s the same person.

They just get so flustered, call you an idiot, and then their account gets deleted.
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0 ups, 3m
How should I know? Ask your Mom and Dad why you're riding the short bus of life.
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4 ups, 2m
This meme has DEFINITELY demonstrated its truth.

Look at all the Leftists, writhing, screeching, and bellowing in agony in the comments.
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8 ups, 3m,
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Yeah, why would saying that not only is Trump unqualified to be in the office of the President, but he's clearly out of his depth and struggling make a liberal mad?

Why would saying that Trump's denying the existence of a coming pandemic and then dragging his feet in response to it make a liberal madder?

I don't get it.
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4 ups, 3m,
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Because those things aren't true.

You don't hate Trump because you think he's unqualified. We've had plenty of unqualified...by your definition...presidents before, including the last one.

You don't hate Trump because you think he's "clearly out of his depth and struggling."

You hate him because you fear him. You know very well the power you have willingly turned over to the entire federal government, and now you fear that power being turned on you...because that's what you do when you have it.

It's nothing more than a grand projection by Leftists like you.

Which is why you don't get it.
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5 ups, 3m,
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2 ups, 2m
Ooo! I'm famous!
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4 ups, 2m,
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Timber, you especially are the worst at this.

Multiple times you have claimed something wasn't true, and then I have drilled down to specific laws only to have you metaphorically shove your fingers in your ears and should lalalalalaIcan'thearyouthisisn'ttruelalalalala.
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2 ups, 2m,
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I know this is a fool's game, but...

You got an example of this...?

Just one will do.

Because it's easy to make claims, innit...?

Not so hard to prove them.

Here's a hint: screeching "YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRRRROOOOONNNNGGGG!!!!", as you have a habit of doing, doesn't actually...you know...prove anything.
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2 ups, 2m,
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So, I've seen this comment less than 15 minutes. Which is how long it took me to find this:

imgflip.com/i/2ntukl

This is the first time I clearly saw how you deliberately misread facts and ignore reality if it doesn't conform to the way you want the world to be.

And it stuck with me.

I don't Follow you. I don't talk you.

That's how easy this is to find. Less than 20 minutes.
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2 ups, 2m,
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And...?

That's your "proof"? That's your "evidence"?

You're joking, right...?

That is a perfect example of what I said you would do.

Let me explain it to you again, because you're clearly not getting it:

DISAGREEING with you does not therefore mean you have "drilled down to the facts" and that someone is therefore "metaphorically shoving their fingers in their ears."

It means someone DISAGREES with you.

Follow the line of the discussion. You were answered, given a legitimate rebuttal (whether you agree or not is irrelevant to the point); you were given a serious response to your comment...you were taken seriously and treated with the courtesy of a serious, if snarky, response.

And what was your response to that?

"Once again, Timber, we see that you have a predetermined belief and reject all facts and reality that easily disprove that belief."

Instead of addressing the issues I brought up, you dismissed the entire discussion with a sneer and wave of your hand. The first person to dismiss the discussion was not me...it was you.

In other words...***you did EXACTLY what you claimed *I* did***...because someone disagreed with you, and explained their reasons why, in a serious way, YOU were the one who "metaphorically shoved your fingers in your ears."

And you don't even recognize it.

That is the stunning delusion of the Left: they do precisely what they accuse others of doing, and they completely blind to it.

You deliberately misread facts and ignore reality if it doesn't conform to the way you want the world to be.

Now...which of us is right? We can't both be.

Or can we...? Do you know?
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1 up, 2m,
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Do you just write a draft and keep rewriting the same comment to people who talk to you?

You know, maybe I should follow you. I bet you’ve argued with people who were actually agreeing with you.
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Aren't you precious...?

You're so offended and upset by my comments, you're throwing every trollish trick in the book, hoping one of them works.

Awww...I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

Speaking of which, I do believe that you have argued with *me* when I was agreeing with you. Are you aware of that...?

You're more than welcome to follow me, son. Even though you're not top of the line here at imgflip, you're a good enough sparring partner for every day workouts.
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1 up, 2m,
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Oh no, I’ll be blocking you. I am pretty sure nothing will be lost.

Hope you grow up soon, Timber. You will be missed but I have much better conversations without you.

You may count it as a win if you like but I don’t really see it that way.

You are a lost cause. I’ll pray for you.
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1 up, 2m
You do that, Gramps. Your loss.
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1 up, 2m
Er. I don't stalk you.

But I also don't talk you.
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7 ups, 3m,
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Like shooting fish out of a barrel, the president has lost the plot.
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6 ups, 3m,
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Are you aware of the difference between 'facts' and 'opinions', or is comprehending that beyond your intellectual capability?
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3 ups, 3m,
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truth is not a leftist value
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7 ups, 3m,
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3 ups, 3m,
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The word you're looking for there, Racey, is "implying."
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5 ups, 3m,
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3 ups, 3m
No, I died there with you, and we're doomed to roam the halls of imgflip for eternity...
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7 ups, 3m,
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"Trump is nuts" is opinion, but this is a meme, so granted I stretched it.
Trump really did ask whether light or heat or injecting disinfectants could cure covid-19, so that's a fact, and it's also a fact that it won't.
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And just 7 hours ago, Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said hotter temperatures, humidity and sunlight kills the virus in saliva droplets on surfaces and in the air.

Only those with TDS think that Trump has NO ONE AT ALL telling him any truthful information or sharing any of the latest research findings.

Bryan also said S & T scientists were studying disinfectants like bleach and isopropyl alcohol.

“Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation,” said Bryan.

AND HERE IS YOUR DISTORTION:

The president wondered: “Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning”

"SOMETHING LIKE THAT" does not mean inject bleach or isopropyl alcohol. Only a blithering idiot would chose to interpret what he said that way...

Sheesh. You people have smoked way too much pot. Brain cells are DEAD if you think that's what he meant.
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8 ups, 3m,
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You want to talk about someone who's smoking drugs? I think Trump needs to lay off the crack pipe
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You didn't read anything I wrote. Typical
Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said "isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation” yet you question why he added 30 seconds? Are you just an idiot or do you question the validity of the Director of the Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology because YOU KNOW MORE THAN HE?

Why are you so AGAINST finding something, just like YOUR PRESIDENT SAID, something that can potentially work in the lungs to kill the virus? Do you want people to suffer and die? I guess you do.

You really need to work on your reading comprehension as well as your ability to interpret common English language.

Literally, NO ONE would come up with the ridiculous conclusions you just did ... except your alt accounts that you'll go log into and reply to this comment under a different name.
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He did, actually. You claimed that 'Only a blithering idiot would chose to interpret what he said that way..."

That way being to inject bleach or isopropyl alcohol.

So, BlueNinja proceeded to quote the President. Verbatim.

As you have it framed that it was not what the President intended because he had said "something like that" it makes perfect sense for BlueNinja to go directly to the quote. That doesn't mean he didn't read what you wrote.

I know you put a lot of thought into what you said and want to be acknowledged, and you must feel awful that someone is interpreting Trump's words so negatively that you're desperate to defend him. But at the end of the day Trump asked if it would be effective using disinfectant, heat, and UV light, by way of injection, to treat Coronavirus.

I know, I know. It makes him look stupid, and it makes you look stupid for voting for him. But that is no reason to take it out on people who are just quoting the President word for word. There is no misinterpretation here. Donald Trump doesn't know what he is doing.

Yes, you voted for him and it's okay. You don't have to vote for him again. Or, if you want, you can! Just don't be surprised when people judge you for being proud about it.
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Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said, “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”

Trump said, “Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning”

Normal people heard, “Maybe we can mimic the effects of these products on the virus and create a vaccine.”

Doofus liberals heard, “People should inject Clorox into their veins and huff isopropyl alcohol from a brown paper bag.”

You are the definition of stupid.
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2 ups, 2m
“I obviously touched a nerve! LOL“

Not remotely but care to try again?
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2 ups, 2m,
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If you have to insult your opposition then you’ve already lost the debate.

Care to try again?
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0 ups, 2m,
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Yeah right, like you’ve never insulted the opposition before 🙄.
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Of course I have! I wouldn’t be much of a human being if I never engaged with someone emotionally. However, my point stands. If you wish to avoid childish responses then I find it best to avoid giving them.

I suggest trying to see it from a different perspective. And if people refuse to relent on any point then they are just trolling, not having a political debate like civilized adults.
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I obviously touched a nerve! LOL
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2 ups, 2m,
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Soap and water kills viruses too. Many things kill viruses in a petri dish.

But We can’t inject soap into our bodies
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Who recommended injecting bleach or isopropyl alcohol? No one.

So does ultraviolet light ... and lo and behold, it’s being tested with success by shining UV lights into people’s lungs.
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Where is this being tested? Love to see the data.
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It wouldn’t matter to you.

Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said, “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”

Trump said, “Is there a way we can do SOMETHING LIKE THAT by injection inside or almost a cleaning.”

Normal people heard, “Maybe we can mimic the effects of these products on the virus and create a vaccine.”

Doofus liberals unintelligent dumbasses heard, “People should inject Clorox into their veins and huff isopropyl alcohol from a brown paper bag.”
2 ups, 2m
When and where did Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan say “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”

I’d like to see the reference and context. In vitro and in vivo are completely different beasts. Saying alcohol kills virus can be true for in vitro but not necessarily in vivo.
2 ups, 2m
And I’d still like to see who and where those methods are being tested.
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LOL yes I read it. Maybe you should re-read what I wrote. Trump is on crack. Yep, that's what I said and plenty of people are either thinking that right now, or joking about it. The guy is a blithering idiot.

You don't find Trump's comments incredibly STUPID? Come on Bob, just between us friends. "Duh, can we do something like disinfecting but on the inside? DUHHHHHHHH... "And what, because I'm noticing what a f*cking moron Trump is, that means I'm against finding a cure for the coronavirus? GMAFB.
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I read it several times because — it is incomprehensible, given the circumstances we’re in, that you could completely twist what the man was saying and then ignore the Director. I guess if Trump had said, “I’ve directed the CDC lab to investigate the properties of isopropyl alcohol that kill COVID-19 so effectively and I’ve challenged them to replicate that in a safe and effective treatment” you’d be ok with that (maybe, but maybe not). But it’s the same thing he said, just different wording. But I get it, you’re a liberal, and words upset you easily, unless they’re couched juuuuuuuust right.

The funny thing is, you probably DO believe that somewhere in the White House basement, at the end of the day, Trump pulls out a crack pipe and gets a couple of rocks from his secret service agents and they all enjoy a couple of hours of down time. But believing it and having proof are two very different things, much like any religious person, especially Christians.

You’re just too deep in TDS.
Sorry, I can’t help you get over it. You need some sort of 12 Step Program.
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6 ups, 3m,
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I would be happy if Trump spoke even a fraction as eloquently, yes. But unfortunately, he's dumb as a rock. But you know what, go ahead Bob, find an excuse for everything idiotic thing he does. You're only lying to yourself.
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And yet, he's your President.
LOL. If he's dumb as a rock, and he's President, I guess that makes you and me dumber than rocks.

12 STEP PROGRAM is about the only thing that'll help you.
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Wow. TweedleBlue and TweedleFunny, parroting each other.

How fascinating.
2 ups, 3m
It only makes people like you who voted for him as dumb as rocks
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1 up, 2m
"What a sad lonely life you must have."

Now, now, just because you're angry all the time, doesn't mean everyone else is.

You don't have to be, you know.
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1 up, 3m
Oh, come on, now Racey, you're just jealous because you can't be a dictator.
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1 up, 2m,
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Bob has TDS.
Trump Defense Syndrome.
0 ups, 2m
So what's your excuse...?

Nevermind, you're a Leftist. That's all anyone needs to know.
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Do you know why no one takes you seriously, Racey...? Because you say idiotic things like "Trump is on crack."

It's not sober, it's not rational, and it's not reasonable.

So why don't YOU put down the crack pipe, Racey, and stop projecting your behavior onto everyone else?
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2 ups, 2m,
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"No one is angry. Just pointing out that you’re projecting your projection."

Is this where I say you're projection your projection of your projection...?

"And you are far more liberal than I am."

Almost certainly true, though not in the way you mean it.

"You probably think the government should have a say in who we marry, how many babies we should have, and allow law enforcement to have even more oversight over doctors than they already do."

You've clearly not paid attention to anything. Back to school with you.
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I think you mean “you’re projecting your projection of your projection”

Also, I don’t think we studied Timber1972 in school. Do you have an opinion or do you just like insulting people?

Oh, wait. Never mind. We already know.

It’s too bad. You aren’t even good at insults. The reason I posted your response three times was because, with three different people, in the same meme no less, you used the projection excuse. Three different people not an hour after I called you out on overusing it.

Perhaps you ought to retire that excuse and come up with something new.

I hear injection insults are really in. :p
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2 ups, 2m,
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Heh heh...someone's angry.

I admit it...I love it when Leftists get angry.
1 up, 2m
No one is angry. Just pointing out that you’re projecting your projection.

And you are far more liberal than I am.

You probably think the government should have a say in who we marry, how many babies we should have, and allow law enforcement to have even more oversight over doctors than they already do.
0 ups, 2m
What a sad lonely life you must have.
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"I think you mean “you’re projecting your projection of your projection”"

I did, thank you for the correction!

"Also, I don’t think we studied Timber1972 in school. Do you have an opinion or do you just like insulting people?

Oh, wait. Never mind. We already know."

Who is "we"? Do you have more than one personality? I'm sorry. You can get help for that. There are several psychiatric hospitals in the US that specialize in treating Dissociative Identity Disorder, including the Mayo Clinic. I can get you a referral if you'd like.

"It’s too bad. You aren’t even good at insults. The reason I posted your response three times was because, with three different people, in the same meme no less, you used the projection excuse. Three different people not an hour after I called you out on overusing it."

The fascinating thing...from a clinical standpoint...is that you were so deeply offended that I called you out for projecting that you made it a point to go search through my comments, to find out if I had done the same thing to others, just so you could attempt to "get me back" for embarrassing you publicly.

It should come to no surprise that the Leftists of imgflip project constantly, because that's the Left's stock-in-trade. So, finding three recent comments where I call it out in others is hardly surprising.

The more telling thing is...you went to the effort because you were so offended.

That's the takeaway, here.

"Perhaps you ought to retire that excuse and come up with something new."

When Leftists of all stripes stop projecting, I will stop calling them out for doing so.

This isn't rocket science. Why is it so hard for you...?
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Typically, unless you were home schooled, you had a class of students when you went to school. Perhaps it is a grammatical anomaly. English is hardly my first language but that is no excuse. I’ve only been speaking it for seventy years after all.

I would not dare say what you are feeling. I can guess. You can disagree. I’ll probably accept it but you seem very convinced at linking behavior alone to an emotional link when I give very little if any at all in my responses.

I suggest you try it sometime. It isn’t rocket science to omit the snark, petty insults, and namecalling. But you’ve proven you’re not here to debate. Only insult. And you wonder why no one takes you seriously so you insult them. And so the cycle continues. Not that you seem to mind.

Or do you? Do you really want things to change? Start with something simple. Change yourself. Change how you deal with people you disagree with and see if perhaps that human being you are talking to isn’t so different from you and perhaps cares about the exact same things you do.

Or don’t. It’s your call.
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Ok, I changed my mind. I must be bored.

"Typically, unless you were home schooled, you had a class of students when you went to school. Perhaps it is a grammatical anomaly. English is hardly my first language but that is no excuse. I’ve only been speaking it for seventy years after all."

Translation: "I'm not making an excuse, I'm just making an excuse."

"I would not dare say what you are feeling. I can guess. You can disagree. I’ll probably accept it but you seem very convinced at linking behavior alone to an emotional link when I give very little if any at all in my responses."

See, now, that's the problem with you silly Leftists: you care more about feelings than rational thought. Feelings are wonderful...but when they override and control your being, they become a liability.

If your first instinct is to say "I feel....", then you've almost certainly gotten it wrong.

As for what you're feeling...words me deny, but behavior tells the truth. Your behavior betrays your emotional state far more effectively than anything you say. This is why you don't understand Trump, for example. You get wrapped up in his words, and ignore what he actually does.

"I suggest you try it sometime. It isn’t rocket science to omit the snark, petty insults, and namecalling. But you’ve proven you’re not here to debate. Only insult. And you wonder why no one takes you seriously so you insult them. And so the cycle continues. Not that you seem to mind."

Goodness! I've stumbled onto the set of Dr. Phil!

How do you know what I wonder...? See, this is you, projecting your own thoughts and feelings onto me...thoughts and feelings that I don't have, but which you imagine I do. First, not only is it not true that "no one takes me seriously"...several people do...but second, why are you so desperate to have the approval of others? Who cares if other people "take you seriously"? Are you here to win approval? I'm not. I'm here to speak the truth, not impress others and gather admirers.

And you will doubtless cling to the "projection" part, and ignore the substance of what I just said.

Am I here to debate YOU? No, not even remotely. You're a stubborn old codger who thinks, by virtue of his time here on earth, that you know more than everyone else...and it permeates every post you make. You're as implacable as I am, and you and I both know it. So why engage in intellectual masturbation that gets us nowhere?

Your last line is the only truth you've stated.
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Ugh.

tl;dr

I'm not interested in your novels, son. Keep it to a minimum.
0 ups, 2m
I felt it summed up our entire conversation under one comment.

tl;dr?

You’re only here to insult and not debate. Come back when you actually have something to say.

Insults don’t count anymore.
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0 ups, 2m
"Or do you? Do you really want things to change? Start with something simple. Change yourself. Change how you deal with people you disagree with and see if perhaps that human being you are talking to isn’t so different from you and perhaps cares about the exact same things you do."

There are two options here:

1. Either you're engaging in a masterful trolling, with the objective of achieving what all trolling is aimed at doing;

or

2. You're completely serious.

If the former, kudos! I tip my hat to you and raise my glass. Though I am not even remotely annoyed or frustrated...you're hardly the first person to use "improving yourself!" as a means to troll...I do it all the time...I recognize the effort and salute it.

If the latter...wow. That would be the real tragedy. A stranger on the internet, who imagines that he is in a position to understand, much less speak to, another stranger's motives and desires, how they can "change" themselves, as if they *reaaaaalllly* want to!

Spare me, Ellen DeGeneres.

The arrogance is...well, it's impressive, if I'm being completely honest. I mean this seriously when I ask this: who do you think you are? What species of arrogant presumption would lead someone to say such things to people they don't know, have never met, and will never meet in this lifetime...?

If...and I'm willing to grant you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you're just engaging in master trolling...but if you're serious...why. Those are some big, brass balls you've got, son.

"Or don’t. It’s your call."

Indeed. Right back atcha, gramps. (hugs)
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No one huh? Thats why Lysol put out special ads. jfc you apologists are as whack as he is.
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People are stupid. Irons also say DO NOT USE WHILE WEARING CLOTHES.

But it’s Trumps fault I guess ...
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1 up, 2m,
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If he said “iron your shirt while wearing it.” Yeah I’d say he holds some responsibility especially as president of the United States.
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0 ups, 2m,
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TDS
2 ups, 2m
I know. You have Trump Defense Syndrome. Seek help. Perhaps inject yourself with bleach to be safe.
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1 up, 2m
And here comes the ANONYMOUS brilliant comment of the day ... wait for it ...
0 ups, 2m
Thatcher derangement syndrome can only go so far.
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1 up, 3m
Jesus, the tone deafness you display is staggering, Racey.
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And yet, he isn’t wrong. Trump NEVER suggested injecting disinfect. Read the transcript. It’s easy for those with any intelligence.

Also, there is this:
https://apnews.com/b44f4531071e6204023f7b8e16f59d4b
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0 ups, 2m,
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Of course he said that. Don't go to the edited transcript, go watch the press conference and listen and see with your own ears and eyes.
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You are a liar. Pure and simple. A disgusting deranged liar.

Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said, “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”

Trump said, “Is there a way we can do SOMETHING LIKE THAT by injection inside or almost a cleaning.”

Normal people heard, “Maybe we can mimic the effects of these products on the virus and create a vaccine.”

Doofus liberals heard, “People should inject Clorox into their veins and huff isopropyl alcohol from a brown paper bag.”

You are a worthless piece of lying human debris.
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2 ups, 2m,
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no, we heard him say the exact words you quoted, although I added the first part you left out, "and then I see the disinfectant which knocks it out in a minute and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning.”

so it seems to me that you guys are bending over backwards to parse his words like lawyers to prove that he didn't mean the thing that he clearly meant. Besides, he now said he that he was being sarcastic, how do you square that circle?
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0 ups, 2m
Only children wouldn’t get it, you and your alt accounts chief among them.

Try growing up mentally and emotionally. Until then, you are a waste of time. Meanwhile the rest of the world is moving on and getting back to work.
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1 up, 2m
You’re copy pasting these now aren’t you? I do like the personal insult at the end. It makes it look less like spam that way.
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5 ups, 3m,
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He's definitely got narcisstic personality disorder. I'll be there's a whole list he's got going on.
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3 ups, 3m,
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See it’s funny because you are proving Bob right. You aren’t looking at the facts and only using emotions and opinions but acting like they are facts.
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1 up, 2m,
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But then you have trump supporters defending his words by saying “well, what he MEANT was...” when the FACT is he said something else. So which is it? Is it what the people defending him FEEL he *meant* because that’s their opinion?
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2 ups, 2m,
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No....you don't have Trump supporters saying that at all.

You have Trump supporters saying "that's not what he said. You're making shit up."

Not even remotely "what he MEANT was", which is now your go-to "argument" for when you make shit up, and then, when called on your fiction, deflect to the "oh, you're just saying what he MEANT was!"
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Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said, “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”

Trump said, “Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning”

Normal people heard, “Maybe we can mimic the effects of these products on the virus and create a vaccine.”

Doofus liberals heard, “People should inject Clorox into their veins and huff isopropyl alcohol from a brown paper bag.”
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0 ups, 2m
Absolutely correct.

But the Left is lost any semblance it may have had for rationality.
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1 up, 2m,
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Again “what they heard” is “feeling” you’re translating what he said.

But what he said was “Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning”
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2 ups, 2m,
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Again: he was thinking out loud. He didn't say "you should inject yourself with Lysol!" or any other such thing.

You ought to be grateful that you're not recorded every single day, or there'd be plenty of boneheaded nonsense that you'd be mocked mercilessly for....and that's ACTUALLY boneheaded nonsense, not "thinking out loud" comments that hyperpartisans purposely distort for political purposes.

What do you think Chemotherapy is...?
0 ups, 2m
I've never heard of any chemotherapy that uses disinfectants or UV lights. Go on.
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0 ups, 2m
I just posted a *transcript* of Trump's actual words - not an idealized, glamorous interpretation - his own words of sounding like a bumbling idiot. You're trying to say I'm working off emotion when I'm quoting Trump word for word and Bob is scrambling trying to gloss over everything Trump said? Right, ok.
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1 up, 3m,
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Doing some serious projecting there, Racey...
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2 ups, 3m,
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0 ups, 2m
"I've never heard of any chemotherapy that uses disinfectants or UV lights. Go on."

No one said it did.

Now, now...replying at the end of a comment thread, preventing a direct response, is a tad gauche.

Do you know what "gauche" means...?

In any event, you have, as you usually do, missed the point, which is that Chemotherapy injects what are essentially poisons into the body...in a controlled manner...which then hopefully targets cancerous cells and kills them.

There's the analogy you missed.

Glad to help!
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0 ups, 2m,
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You know how you can tell that you've really pissed someone off...?

I mean, REALLY gotten under their skin...?

When they follow you around and post unrelated snarky comments in other threads, especially if they do it multiple times in a row.

That's how you know you've *really* upset them...
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2 ups, 2m,
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Hey man, it’s not my fault you post on every meme.

But hey if you wanna believe your delusions then more power to ya!
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0 ups, 2m,
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Hey, nice try at deflecting...but did you miss the part where me "posting on every meme" doesn't actually compel you to make a snarky reply, and that's how people know you're so upset...?

Cuz I didn't.

Ooops.
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2 ups, 2m,
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You would know, all you do is make snarky comments. I guess you’re just that easily offended.
0 ups, 2m
I don't know if I should explain the difference between "making a snarky comment" and "being so offended, you look through someone's comments to find out if there's anything you can latch onto to "get back at them"", as you did.

That aside, you discredit yourself, "Doctor", when you say foolish, easily disprovable things.

If you'd just develop some thicker skin, son, we wouldn't keep doing this dance every couple of months.

Not that I mind. I love the exercise. Keeps me sharp.
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1 up, 2m,
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Hah. Good one. This is what I use when he starts babbling about “projection.”

Which is darn near every comment thread.
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0 ups, 2m,
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You know how you can tell that you've really pissed someone off...?

I mean, REALLY gotten under their skin...?

When they follow you around and post unrelated snarky comments in other threads, especially if they do it multiple times in a row.

That's how you know you've *really* upset them...
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0 ups, 2m,
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0 ups, 2m
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0 ups, 2m
Oh, look! Kylie found a playmate. He was getting lonely on the playground, with no one his age to play with.
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1 up, 2m
Are you taking Aricept, BlueNinny...?

That explains A LOT.
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