I'll have some gun oil on my bacon

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Except the gun handle should be facing the right instead of left. Easier to pick up.

correct. I totally agree

but then I might grab with my left hand, and as my right hand touches the grip, my left is pulling the slide back to slide the first round into the chamber.

Actually, no. That's how Americans imagine Canadians eating breakfast

Fair enough.. only thing I can really think of that could be considered "Canadian" besides maple syrup is Canadian bacon. Both are delicious though :P

lol

Looks perfect to me, I even have that coffee cup!

cool beans

Post this my fellow meme soldier

Well, I'm left handed so...

liberals live longer. why? good circulation ( :

naw, JB, i was saying that DD's meme shows what Trump's folks like for breakfast

Hehe, yeah, I was turning a bit away from politics....
I think people already know who I think about guns anyway, so I didn't wanna mix myself in that discussion anymore, but still when it comes to breakfast this was a nice way to take foreign look on it... (Since it is true that Dutch people quite often eat very little in the morning and mostly even skip breakfast. For some reason I just have trouble bearing the thought of food in the morning).

me so hungry all day ( :
need food to live.

All of the other business travelers eating one mini cup of yogurt for breakfast were just staring at me all mad.

That looks perfect. Wish my cholesterol was lower :(
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Wait... are you saying I’m the only one who eats breakfast like that?

what about the crying vegans ?

screw em

Bullshit. This vegan places his Glock to the right (outside the fork for proper etiquette), fake bacon, and a good conscience to start the day.

Oh I'm sorry, correction. Outside the spoon for oatmeal, fork's at left for the tofu scramble.

Same setting may be observed for the .45, but it goes to the outside of the Glock.

Gotta keep Amy Vanderbilt happy here.

Correction vegans wouldn't have a gun because they're passivists

The word is "pacifists."

I don't kill animals, because I don't need them for food, and they pretty much leave me alone.

Any human however who busts into my home at 3 am to feed his meth fund is going to consume a high-speed, non-oral copper and lead supplement.

I trust that should help clarify your misconceptions a little for you.

It was a joke a majority of my friends are vegan or vegetarian and they love the joke. I am sorry for any offence taken to it.

REAL imgflip veterans don't get their panties all in a bunch over humor like that. All is good!

REAL imageflip veterans have the spine to call lies out as lies. Would you stand idly aside for a meme that suggested all black people are thieves?

I like to hope not. But "screw the crying vegans"? Nope, sorry, I call that shit out, it needs to stop.

OK

Yeah? Well, I have my Kimber wherever I damn well want to have it!

I usually eat breakfast with my AR. You know, gun oil with my bacon. After breakfast I go put a couple rounds into the garbage man because he enjoys it, the resilient bastard. For lunch I give the kid at the drive-thru a couple to the face to say hello, and a couple more to say hi to his mama. He’s going to run out of places to put band aids soon. Dinnertime begins by shooting the TV to turn it on. To mix things up a bit I shoot my wife a few times with a pistol because, you know, safety and all. Murica!

Make it two eggs and will be correct

Hey I saw this once...

I would have to say this is mildly incorrect... The gun should be facing with barrel out away from the plates unless the person eating this MURRICAN breakfast is left handed and takes the gun from his right side...