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No Way | You mean if I want to marry, I have to give my fiancee a shiny rock harvested from the guts of the earth by a child at gun point; Then she will sign a government contract with me that she can get out of anytime? | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid,marriage,civilization,ripoff | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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So I Got That Goin For Me Which Is Nice Meme | BUT I DON'T HAVE TO DO MY OWN LAUNDRY FOR A WHILE SO I GOT THAT GOIN' FOR ME WHICH IS NICE | image tagged in memes,so i got that goin for me which is nice | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Peg Bundy | WHAT'S LAUNDRY? | image tagged in peg bundy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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also half your faith in humanity.
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"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to rule; but they are commanded [to be submissive], as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to rule in the church." --Joseph Smith Translation of the KJV's 1st Corinthians 14:34-35

Paul didn't actually forbid women from speaking in church meetings (see 1st Corinthians 11:5). He also reminded both men AND women to be silent during meetings when others were giving sermons or bearing their testimonies (1st Corinthians 14:28, 30). It may be that Paul was trying to correct a situation in which some Corinthian women were gabbing during worship services, or were trying to usurp the priesthood authority that belongs to God's sons. Men can no more usurp the divine role of motherhood.

God gives men the priesthood authority to run His Church. And He gives women capabilities to round out His Church. "Men and women have different but equally valued roles. Just as a woman cannot conceive a child without a man, so a man cannot fully exercise the power of the priesthood to establish an eternal family without a woman. ...In the eternal perspective, both the procreative power and the priesthood power are shared by husband and wife."
--The apostle M. Russell Ballard, in the April 2013 General Conference
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I'm pretty sure you got that wrong, it is God made us equal, but gave us different roles. Just like men is not to give birth, neither is woman to lead spiritually, unless there is something going on really wrong as it was in the case for Deborah who God used her to shame her husband who refused to fulfill his role. Sounds to me that you go to a female lead church that none of the men there have the guts to step up to their role.
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"And they said unto him, 'Stand back.' And they were angry with him. And they said among themselves, 'This one man came in to sojourn among us, and he will needs now make himself to be a judge; now we will deal worse with him than with them.' Wherefore they said unto the man, 'We will have the men, and thy daughters also; and we will do with them as seemeth us good.' Now this was after the wickedness of Sodom.
"And Lot said, 'Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, plead with my brethren that I may not bring them out unto you; and ye shall not do unto them as seemeth good in your eyes. For God will not justify his servant in this thing; wherefore, let me plead with my brethren, this once only, that unto these men ye do nothing, that they may have peace in my house; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.'
"And they were angry with Lot and came near to break the door, but the angels of God, which were holy men, put forth their hand and pulled Lot into the house unto them, and shut the door."
--Joseph Smith Translation of the KJV's Genesis 19:8-10
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And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. Jeremiah 19:9
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The Lord didn't condone cannibalism. Nor did He control the Jews' free will.
But because of their nation's wickedness, He withdrew His aid from them. The Babylonians besieged the city, and the Jews, in their desperation, turned to cannibalism.
Part of God's plan is to allow evil and suffering to occur on Earth, so that the righteous may be thoroughly tested, and so that His judgments upon the wicked will be just (Alma 60:13).
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Numbers 31:17-18 King James Version (KJV)

17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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I thought I was pretty clear that God made us equal, but gave us different roles. Just like men is not to give birth, neither is woman to preside in church. I don't understand how you got a completely different message from my post.
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Sooo romantic!

Upvote for the perspective. ;-)
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The more they spend on illegitimate claims, advertising, lobbying against consumers interests, CEO pay, commissions and other bureaucratic expenses the less they have for claims; so unless you really do think you can get way with murder that life insurance is a scam just like hyped up diamonds!

http://zacherydtaylor.blogspot.com/2018/06/insurance-executives-profit-by-inciting.html
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so true :-)
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Marriage is a choice, it is not mandatory and a requirement to live with someone happy the rest of your life... wise up.
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Well.... when you put it like that, marriage seems rather bleak.
I admit, for a single guy I am quite torn over the concept of marriage. I have days where I think how great it would be living with someone I love and who loves me too. And then I have more negative days where I think relationships are not like that anymore. That there is no love, no caring. No to mention the divorce rates! Many of which by couples who don't even make it a year! People say they love each other in the beginning, what happened? Do they even know what love is? Or has modern society destroyed that part of us?

I guess my thoughts on marriage is a matter of reality VS really like it to be.

Good Meme.
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Are you trying to flood the emergency room with people sick to their stomach?
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Gems never return what you paid for them. Prices are artificially high. Gold is different.
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Don't know what's different about gold unless there's a reliable system to keep it trading consistently; but ads for profit from it are all scams too
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Gold actually is rare. Some gemstones AND ESPECIALLY Diamonds are common as gravel. ( DeBeers stockpiles them to keep the market)
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You mean if I want to marry, I have to give my fiancee a shiny rock harvested from the guts of the earth by a child at gun point; Then she will sign a government contract with me that she can get out of anytime?