You wouldn't be bragging about it because you don't live in it.
What you can 'brag' about is this:
Per capita, the highest murder rate in the Good Ol' US of A is in out West.
Thang is, pardner, ya ain't hearin 'bout it much, cuz what y'all call States, population wise, we calls neighborhoodz.
This is were you say the Second Ammendment yada yadda guns don't blah blah.
Well if they don't do what they are intended, designed,and manufactured to do, then I'd respectfully recommend returning them to the fella who ripped you off and buy yourself one that can from an honest murder merchant.
Which reminds me, I gots ta return this here hammer ta the Home DeeepOh cuz it jus' keeps missin' tha nail.