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YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE GOVERNMENT? THATS JUST CRAZY; EXPLAIN; WELL WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT THE POLICE? THEY DIDN'T ARREST THE GUY WHO ROBBED ME BUT THEY ARRESTED ME POINTING OUT HIS RACE; WHAT ABOUT SERVICES? IT COST ME 6K TO GET MY TEETH FIXED, THE IRS AUDITED ME OVER $3 AND MY BOYS GEOGRAPHY TEACHER MADE THEM THINK THEY'RE GIRLS; WHAT ABOUT REGULATION TO PROTECT YOU? THE FOOD IS INEDIBLE, THE WATER IS UNDRINKABLE AND IM PRETTY SURE THE AIR IS GIVING ME CANCER; BUT IF THERE WAS NO GOVERNMENT, COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE RICH AND CORPORATIONS WOULD DO? EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW. ONLY I PAY POLITICIANS 300K TO LET IT HAPPEN; WHAT ABOUT THE MILITARY? WE NEED THEM FOR DEFENCE; THEY DON'T DEFEND ANYTHING. ALL OUR PROBLEMS COME FROM INSIDE AND THEY'D BE THE FIRST TO 'JUST FOLLOW ORDERS'.. BUT IF WE DIDN'T HAVE DEMOCRACY.. IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS.. ROLLING OUT SOME RODEO CLOWN TO PUT ON A SHOW EVERY 4 YEARS DOESN'T CHANGE MY OBJECTIVELY UNCHANGING SITUATION. OK AND I HAVE A QUESTION NOW.. WHAT SINGLE PROBLEM IN SOCIETY HAS THE GOVERNMENT FIXED WITH THE LAST 80 TRILLION IT SPENT? WHAT NEW RIGHTS HAVE I GAINED? WHAT BENEFITS TO LIFE HAVE I RECEIVED? FORGET FIXING THE PROBLEMS... WHAT PROBLEM EVEN IMPROVED? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO GET REPEATEDLY STUNG BY A WASP BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T.. I MIGHT GET STUNG BY A WASP... TO PUT IT SIMPLY, WE'RE IN A MATRIX RUN BY CLOWNS. YOU'RE A CLOWN AND SO ARE THEY AND MY AWARENESS OF THIS MAKES IT A PROBLEM, APPARENTLY.. | image tagged in speed dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The doors that open now lead to the exit | WHAT QUALIFICATIONS CAN YOU BRING TO THIS LAW FIRM? I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT HARVARD; NEXT, PLEASE | image tagged in speed dating,antisemitism,college liberal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Speed dating | ... YOU CAN'T REFUTE MY LIBERAL TALKING POINTS, THATS WHY YOU DON'T ENGAGE WITH ME..! ... OK WELL; MODS! | image tagged in speed dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Speed dating | I'D NEVER VOTE FOR MITT ROMEY; BUT HE'S A REPUBLICAN LIKE US; NEXT! | image tagged in speed dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Millenial - Thy Name is Useless

Millenial - Thy Name is Useless | OK, MILLENIAL; BOOMERS CREATED BIOTECHNOLOGY AND INTERNET COMMERCE...BOTH CHANGED THE WORLD, CURED DEADLY DISEASES, CREATED 100S OF 1000S OF JOBS AND ADDED BILLIONS TO THE ECONOMY. YOU GAVE US SAFE SPACES AND MOTORIZED SCOOTERS... | image tagged in millennials,special snowflake,speed dating,entitlement,useless,grow up | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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