At this point I can't support the troops because they actively know what they're walking into and the repercussions they're going to receive as a result

Their answer is yes, just make sure they're from ages 0-2

I'm a free country they'd ask you to sign a waiver that no one's going to come save you if things go wrong
In a communist society they set fires, then arrest you if you go near the thing they previously set on fire

Whoever thought
'were just a random assortment of particles in the shape of an ape on a floating rock'
Would lead to a dehumanized opinion of man