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they're used to their senators looking for "snow" | TED CRUZ IS ON TRAVEL BEFORE THE WINTER STORM HITS! LEAVE IT TO A LIBERAL TO BE INCAPABLE
OF BAD WEATHER PREPARATIONS,
AND EXPECT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
TO MAGICALLY DO IT ALL FOR THEM. | image tagged in feminist liberal outrage,special kind of stupid,stupid liberals,political meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
434 views 25 upvotes Made by Via_Getty 3 weeks ago in politics
39 Comments
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
They need big brother for every aspect of their lives, they couldn't flush the toilet without proper instruction from big brother. Making sure it's a low flush toilet, enviromentally friendly toilet paper, sustainable flapper material in the tank, soy based wax ring at the base, if they're gonna use Tid-E-Bowl it can't have any artificial dye's.

I've heard to save a step and conserve water the next generation of toilets will also wash dishes, just load it up after dinner and start the wash cycle, but you have to remember to remove them before you load it up the next morning and I'm not sure they'd be capable of that.
6 ups, 3w,
2 replies
I swear I'll have a leftist style meltdown if people south of the Mason/Dixon completely lose their shit over 1-3 inches of snow.
5 ups, 3w
They're about to get hit with alot of ice, seasonal workers are already losing their shit haha.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Minneapolis protesters are laughing at the southern Bubba's slipping on the ice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1qaljce/ice_agents_slipping_on_ice_a_montage/
2 ups, 3w
That is great. But it ends in the middle of one, before it happens?
Great song choice to go with it too.
3 ups, 3w
stay inside for a couple till* it's back in the wintery 70s again.
4 ups, 3w
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Ted Cruz was a U.S. Senator. He has no power to do anything in that regards. It’s all the state level.
1 up, 3w
4 ups, 3w
Not that shit, AGAIN
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1 up, 3w
Learn how to make a heater out of a ceramic flower pot and candles.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Next week the legacy media will scream about the idiots that get trapped in their cars, lost power and had no plan, pretend people froze sleeping in the streets because no shelters were available and if they can find an illegal that suffered any of that, they will make them a hero.

Stay warm everyone and remember take care of your animals.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
I am waiting for Tommy's mom to call me because the power is out, water doesn't work, pipes broke and her animals water froze. Since she is family, I will help the animals
2 ups, 3w
4 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Y'all probably don't know this, but we call him Fled Cruz.
3 ups, 3w,
2 replies
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
That's why you made a meme about him?
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
No. Via Getty made it a meme about incompetent liberals.
2 ups, 3w
Ted Cruz is incompetent. And Republican.
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Raphael Cruz (not a real American) runs away and yoire fine with it 😂
3 ups, 3w
I don't need a senator to take care of me this weekend. Yeah, I'm fine with it.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
"On travel," you say? How very British of you. So what's the deal? Are you posting about U.S. politics from the U.K. or what?
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
British would be "on holiday."

At work, we refer to people who are out of the office as "on travel" or "on business travel" all the time. And yes it is an American company. Here in America.

Business culture is what is foreign to you, I guess. No shock there.

BTW, you're welcome.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Yes, it would be if he were known/proven to be "on holiday." The only thing that is known with certainty is Cruz being "on travel" per your own cultural idiom. You gave yourself away by making the distinction.

That's what's known as Mens Rea.

BTW, you're welcome.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
You're grasping at straws that aren't there.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
That's exactly what someone trying to keep the illusion of being a U.S. citizen going after giving themself away would say.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Dude. I was born in New England, not England. 🙄

I'm not posting my birth certificate.

Oh but I will post this.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
LOL!! You didn't read read the whole thing, did you? Thanks for arguing my point, "dude."
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
"on travel" is not a standard British term.

not.
a standard.
British.
term.

"not," being the key word.
0 ups, 3w,
3 replies
LOL!!! Neither is the pronoun "Thee" but it's still in play in the Isles sooo... yeah, "not standard" doesn't mean "not used". Points for effort though.

So what little linguistic pocket of England do you call home?😄
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Now I see why you disable comments on your posts to /politics. You really aren't very good at this whole "interaction" thing.

I mean, I knew liberals gaslit themselves, but i didn't realize it was this extreme.

Oh wait. I forgot. I'm British now. "Realise." Pip pip, i did give it the old college try.
0 ups, 3w
LOL!!! And you're still arguing my point for me, "dude."
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
0 ups, 3w
re: "Sure."

It's good that you can admit it so simply; honestly, given that you sus-ly started throwing the term "dude" around after being called out over "on travel," I was expecting you to really start whipping out American slang terms in an over the top display of yeehaw. That alone earns you 100 points for understated resignation.
0 ups, 3w
I use dude all the time. Feel free to look through other comments. But you won't. You can't be bothered to endure the labour. It'd leave you simply knackered.

😏

Tell me you don't get the Mobius reference without telling me you don't get the Mobius reference.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
pedotrump is the one who wanted to cut funding for national emergency alert systems
3 ups, 3w
No one has been taken by surprise by the cold. What in the world would the EAS be doing?
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    TED CRUZ IS ON TRAVEL BEFORE THE WINTER STORM HITS! LEAVE IT TO A LIBERAL TO BE INCAPABLE OF BAD WEATHER PREPARATIONS, AND EXPECT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TO MAGICALLY DO IT ALL FOR THEM.