He also collects roadkill like dead bear cubs, he cut the p*nis off a dead racoon, beheaded a beached whale and took the head home tied to the top of his car, grinds up live baby chickens in a blender, and grilled and ate a dog.

I'm freaked out about his obsession with me, he calls me his new best friend, and his idol.

Mrs. BFA74814 (BF recently added a74814's name to hers after dreaming a74814 married her), please clarify your comment...

"President Trump saved American cities from oblivion" - What cities were saved from oblivion?
"They know had a nuke gone off" - What nuke went off?
"The Republicans would have lost in 2028" - What year do you think it is?
"They could have lied about spending trillions to rebuild" - Who spent trillions to rebuild what?

What the FIB does spell sideways mean?

I'm not your new best friend, and more importantly, I'm not your husband. You've taken my name as if you married me. Should we start calling you Mrs. A74814?