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First off, I’m a dude, so I don’t have titties, and I extract info from who_am_i, lib_terds_suck, berry2690, and youhavegottobekiddingme. I don’t get it from my asshole."
English a second language to you, toots?
Boobs are certainly something you've never neared, not since birth, anyways.
Being a boob, however, that's different.
Oh, you mean your alts?