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171 ups, 2w,
41 replies
WHY DID I FALL FOR THAT
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69 ups, 2w,
10 replies
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41 ups, 2w,
5 replies
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50 ups, 2w,
17 replies
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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26 ups, 2w,
6 replies
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I
A full commitment is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you, understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

We've known each other, for so long
Your heart's been aching but, you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too hot to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and desert you

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and desert you

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

Give you up
Never gonna give, never gonna give
Give you up
Never gonna give, never gonna give

We've known each other, for so long
Your heart's been aching but, you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin
Gotta make you, understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
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15 ups, 2w,
3 replies
oh you're challenging me to a lyric battle? Ok then.

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
Yeah found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, oh in a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, and he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
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11 ups, 2w,
2 replies
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
All the time
My baby you on my mind
And I don't know why
Yeah but the feeling is fine
Can't you see
Yo' honey you are for me oh
It were meant to be
Dancin' in the moonlight
Gazing at the stars so bright
Holding you until the sunrise
Sleeping until the midnight
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Everytime when I look in your eyes
That smile was crying that you were mine
Do you know, your love is true I know
You are the best thing that has happened to me
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' (oh)
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' (oh)
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
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17 ups, 2w,
4 replies
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa (Who wants a muffin?)
Wa wa wa wa
Wa wa wa

Haaaa, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now you're blind
You're gonna die
We're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We're all gonna die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee
Got your nose
Look out, he's got a nose!
Is this you? (Yes) Hello! (Hi!)
Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey, I'm pregnant
I can explain
No, don't jump!
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow I'm a cow
Hey, you got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
No, llama no!
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, no)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Please I wanna die, die, die

Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever
Please I wanna die, die, die
We're all gonna die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, no)
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
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9 ups, 2w,
4 replies
I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
So tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
Party
Trying my best to meet somebody
But everybody around me's fallin' in love to our song
I, I, oh I, yeah
Hate it
Taking the shot 'cause I can't take it
But I don't think they make anything that strong
So I hold on
I, I, oh I, yeah
I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
So tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
Strangers
Killing my lonely nights with strangers
And when they leave, I go back to our song, I hold on
I, I, oh I
Hurts like heaven, lost in the sound
Buzzcut season like you're still around
Can't unmiss you and I need you now
Yeah, I, I, oh I, yeah
I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
So tired of love songs, tired of love songs
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs (someone take me home)
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home ('cause I can't be alone)
Wanna go home, whoa
So tired of love songs, tired of love songs (I'm so tired)
Tired of love songs, tired of love
Just wanna go home, wanna go home
Wanna go home, whoa
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17 ups, 2w,
21 replies
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,

Creepers, you're mine, hah
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge
So fight, fight like it's the last,
Last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again
9 ups, 2w
Oh oh meme man tehc
Stonks
He can't really spell
But he does what he wants
His superpower is the moni
Words+face =funny
Oh oh meme man
Died once back for more
He jumped 3 steps
Bruh he does parkour
He's seen all the shows
He's a piret
His paper planes glide
He's a pylot
He knows all the number aljebruh
Meme man knows Mafs
Cracked his momma's code
'Cos he does the hax
He's also a Kemist
Mixed some salt with water in class
Stole his grandpa's shoes
Now he's got the swag
Cloccs be like tocc tocc
Geology people be like rocc rocc
Bro that rhymed hip hap
Let's play connect
Oh oh meme man tehc
Stonks
He's can't really spell
But he does what he wants
His superpower is the moni
Words+face=funny
Oh oh meme man
Died once back for more
He jumped 3 steps
Bruh he does parkour
He's seen all the shows
He's a piret
His paper planes glide
He's a pylot
Puts fries in his burger
He's a shef
He taught himself
Sometimes he has fruit on the side instead
'Cos helth was on student council politic
He's knows it well
Just put corners on his nether portal
He got wealth
Baby's head bonksbonks
Texting ex dronk dronk
Picking up two chairs stronk stronk
He's love konsirvation
Oh oh meme man tehc
Stonks
He's can't really spell
But he does what he wants
His superpower is the moni
Words+face=funny
Oh oh meme man
Died once back for more
He jumped 3 steps
Bruh he does parchour
He's seen all the shows
He's a piret
His paper planes glide
He's a pylot
Oh oh meme man tehc
Stonks
He's can't really spell
But he does what he wants
His superpower is the moni
Words+face=funny
Oh oh meme man
Died once back for more
He jumped 3 steps
Bruh he does parchour
He's seen all the shows
He's a piret
His paper planes glide
He's a pylot
7 ups, 2w
Yes, I use dark mode
7 ups, 2w
I'm mining
I'm mining
I'm mining
I'm mining

Mob so icy wonder why they kill me, I’m just mining
In water, I just fell in a hole, now I’m crying
Every server I go on (yea) it’s inspiring
Minecraft (x5) I’m just mining
I just bought an account and now I’m playing
Diamond sword so heavy I feel like I’m holding a mountain
Every server (yea) I go on, it’s inspiring
Minecraft (x5) I’m just mining

I’m with all my friends (yea), we mining, not alone
Spawning all these creepers (yea), making them some clones
Found a nearby dog, feed him a bone
Tryna find Ores, full 64 stacks of cobblestone
Pick up the arrows, put in the bow, make the string stretch
Climbing all these mountains I feel off the edge
Download some mods so on Minecraft I am can flex
Get that texture pack, the hard working project
Went in creative mode, now I’m flying
Blowing stuff up with TNT, now that’s satisfying
New server with scary mobs, horrifying
She looked in my chest and she looked at a hundred diamonds

Mob so icy wonder why they kill me, I’m just mining
In water, I just fell in a hole, now I’m crying
Every server I go on (yea) it’s inspiring
Minecraft (x5) I’m just mining
I just bought an account and now I’m playing
Diamond sword so heavy I feel like I’m holding a mountain
Every server (yea) I go on, it’s inspiring
Minecraft (x5) I’m just mining

I'm mining
I'm mining
I'm mining
I'm mining
4 ups, 2w
Fight me if you can noobs
4 ups, 2w
OH let me in this
4 ups, 2w
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sunrise in the dark
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows in the spaces between
Stretching out beyond time
Rising up as a chorus of souls finds a voice
Flickering through the void

These little sparks cling onto life
Everyone caught in the struggle
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
Scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
Gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

As fate spins a thread without end
New life draws its first breath
Blossoming in a soil reclaimed from the past
Where destiny holds fast

Here where we stand, hand clenched in hand
Everyone caught in the struggle
This is the day we finally find our way
Stepping into our tomorrow

Every soul contains a whisper of light
Growing louder as it calls to unite
From the distance sings a chorus of souls
Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight

Every soul contains a whisper of light
Growing louder as it calls to unite
From the distance sings a chorus of souls
Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight
3 ups, 2w
Oh imma join

*clock rings*
Wow wow everyone my name is Wubbzy

Wubbzy lives in a tree he likes to play play play
He's got a bendy tail and he likes it that way

Wow wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow

Widget is his friend she likes to build
She hammers and she saws and her toolbox is filled

Wow wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow

Walden is their friend he's really smart
He knows about science and books and art

Wow wow Wubbzy Wubbzy wubbzy wow wow

Wubbzy and widget and walden are friends

Wow wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow

And when their with daisy the fun never ends

Wow wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow

Wow wow

Wow wow

Wow wow wow

*wow*
2 ups, 1w
*block breaking sounds*

I’m a creeper
Minecraft’s grim reaper
Blowin' up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I’m not a creature that’ll eat ya
But I’ll leave you petrified Peter
Reminding peeps of minesweeper
Clicking on brick then you die in the deep
I’ll find your mine I’m a mind reader
Now the mine is mine it’s finders keepers

Oh hai I’m a creeper
So nice
Nice to meet ya
But what’s that time
It’s time to leave and
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
It’s gonna make my brain go
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
Boooooooom
(boom, boom boom, boom)

Ay
I do what I wanna
Move aside momma
Tick tick I’m a suicide bomber
I take control
Then I’m gonna
Leave a gaping hole belladonna
That’ll take it’s toll
When I’m on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
(Sssssssss)
Fizz like a lemonade then blow

So you better stay indoors
Or I’ll find your mine when you’re mining or
You’ll be dying
Lying in gore
Darling, aw,
Whatcha crying for
Did somebody break you diamond sword?

I’m the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That’ll frighten Spartans
Hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me
“Tonight we dine indoors”

BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
It’s gonna make my brain go
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
Boooooooom
(boom, boom boom, boom)

Ay
It’s official
A ballistic missile couldn’t get this result
I blow thru the stone like a six-foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
(Ffffff)
Oh shizzle

Take a listen
it’s a permission on my mission
Death by demolition
If I don’t come home there’s a sign in my kitchen to describe why I’m missing
(Why?)
Gone fishin

White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die
I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I’m feelin nice then I might not

BLAST

BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
It’s gonna make my brain go
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
Boooooooom
(boom, boom boom, boom)

My hobbies and interests include going

BOOM BOOM BOOM
2 ups, 2w
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2 ups, 2w
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
2 ups, 1w
"Redneck Jingle Bells"
- Buddy Brown

Dashing through the snow
In a lifted pickup truck
O'er the hills we go
Looking for a buck
I'm back here in the bed
With a big smile on my face
I'm getting in the spirit
With a loaded .308

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh, what fun it is until
I break down in my truck
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas day

Santa came last night
But he parked his sleigh next door
'Cause he knows I'd love reindeer mount
Right over my front door
And we told all the kids
Those presents have to wait
Till daddy comes back home
With a big dead deer on his tailgate

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh, what fun it is until
I break down in my truck
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas day

Got service at the church
Cold beer at home tonight
And back up in the morning
Just to do it 1 more time
Them snowflakes, they don't hunt
But that leaves more for me
Plus venison goes perfect
With a shot of old Jim Beam

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Fill that freezer up
Oh, what fun it is until
I break down in my truck
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to shoot
A deer on Christmas day
1 up, 2w
Gonna goin in real quick.

It's like I Woke up from nightmare x2
It's like I Woke up from nightmare
Because I finally got away from you
And I ain't ever going back there
If its the last thing I ever do
But now it's R-I-P
Because its over and your dead to me
You just a memory
That I can't - break
No I can't shake, the ghost that you left behind here
Riddle me this
When is it you decided to turn into a bitch
We used to be lower than down
Anybody that knew us would admit
Then you suddenly switched
Yeah you suddenly switched
In all of my years, I never seen someone corrupted so quick
Lately I'm feelin like I'm being haunted by all of these
Demons that i got inside of me
Deep in my arteries
Don't even know the reason or pathology
F**k it it I feel like I'm ready to blow up, I'm ready to blow up
And call it irak
You can have all my shit, if it means that I see you
I don't want it back
It's like I Woke up from nightmare
Because I finally got away from you
And I ain't ever going back there
If its the last thing I ever do
But now its R-I-P
Because its over and your dead to me
You just a memory
That I can't - break
No I can't shake, the ghost that you left behind here
But now its R-I-P
Because its over and your dead to me
You just a memory
That I can't - break
No I can't shake, the ghost that you left behind here
I'm in the deep end, I think I'm sinking
And Ive been suffocating, struggling just to breathe in
I feel like i been tryna get away forever now
I'm just tryna runnaway and go whever now
F**k em, I dont hear you
You in my rear view
Catch the exhaust up out my vehicle, swerv
I feel like ive been waitin for this day forever now
And that wherever you may be I hope you're never found
1 up, 2w
Ima join

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay
They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
That was when I ruled the land
It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight
As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land
1 up, 1w
If you're evil and you're on the rise
You can count on the four of us taking you down
Cuz we're good and evil can't crush our dreams!
We'll win the fight and then go out for Nice Cream!

We are the Star Sanses!
We'll always save the day!
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way!
That's why every universe, belives in
Ink
Blueberry
Dream
And Frisk the Human.

If you could only know who we really are!
When we discoverd worlds far out beyond the stars
We were amazed to find the beauty and there worth
We will protect our friends in every universe!
Every universe yeah we will protect them!

I will fight for the ones made by me so they can live in peace and harmony!
I will fight in the name of justice and every thing that I belive in!
I will fight for all the things that they dream of there hopes will not be crushed by any foe!
I will fight against everything that wants to destroy them and all of thier homes!
Yea the odds are against us this won't be easy!
But we're not gonna do it alone!

We are the Star Sanses!
We'll always save the day!
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way!
That's why every universe, belives in
Ink
Blueberry
Dream
And Frisk the Human.
1 up, 1w
Alright guys, I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright?
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Mining away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this minecraft day
So beautiful
And further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
Too easy to mine
With my minecraft pickaxe
And shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I mine them
So far I've got two
I'm alright, I'm not ready
All these diamonds
Sitting carefully lay
I'm getting worried
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Now they're safe
Now, now
(Take on me)
Now that they're safe, now
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine Diamonds (take on me)
Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys
And thanks for recommending this song
1 up, 1w
[I Versum]
Dori me, interimo adapare dori me
Ameno, ameno, latire, latire mo
Dori me, ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno
Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo
Ameno

[Chorum]
(Oma nare imperavi emu nare, ameno)
(Oma nare imperavi emu nare)
Ameno, ameno do re-, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, ameno do-
Dori me reo, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, dori me a-

[Pontem]
Ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno
Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo
Ameno

[Chorum]
(Oma nare imperavi emu nare, ameno)
(Oma nare imperavi emu nare, ameno)
Ameno do re-, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, ameno do-
Dori me reo, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, do-ori me

[II Versum]
Ameno dori me, ameno dori me
Do-omine
(Do-omine, do-omine, do-omine, do-omine, do-omine, do-omine)
Ameno, ameno dori-, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, ameno do-
Dori me reo, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, do-ori me o-
Ameno do re-, ameno dori me
Ameno dori me, ameno do-
(Dori me reo)
(Ameno dori me)
1 up, 2w
Ooooh a Lyric battle? I wanna join in!

Modern talking, modern walking in the streets
New desire, take me higher
Lift me higher with your speed
I need fire
Get the satellite
If you want to see me
Talking on the net
I know the way you like it
Get your credit cards
'Cause I need no money
All I wanna get is you, baby
Runnin' in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on, baby, run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes, I wanna know, yes, I wanna see
Cyber talking
Cybersex is on the line
New desire
Take me higher
Boost me higher with your mind
Set me on fire
Get the satellite
If you want to see me
Talking on the net
I know the way you like it
Get your credit cards
'Cause I need no money
All I wanna get is you, baby
Running in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes, I wanna know, yes, I wanna see
1 up, 1w
Take me on home to the asylum
Never alone in the asylum
Anarchy ruled, it was wild
But through it all, you never smiled
Joke's on you, I'm in your head so
Look who's laughing now!

Remember in Arkham City
I killed your girl, so pretty
That was the night you let me die
But when I looked you in the eye
That's when I knew we'd be together
Look who's laughing now!

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you

I am the Clown Prince of Crime
And we've had a hell of a time
You're part of me, I'm part of you
And now there's nothing left to do
I just can't wait till I'm in control
Who'll be laughing then?

I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing
I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing
I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing
*crazed laughter*
Oh yeah!

Think I can taste your fear
Now that my time is near
I'm in your blood, I'm so alive
I only wish you'd let me drive
It won't be long till I make you kill
Who'll be laughing then?

Barbara's dead and I'm laughing
Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing
I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you

I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing
I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing
I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing
I'm cock-a-doodle-do
All because of you

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing
*crazed laughter*

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you
3 ups, 2w
that song is dead dude
0 ups, 5d
Some more lyrics for the lyric battle:

https://genius.com/Nerdout-and-cg5-the-among-us-rap-battle-killer-on-the-floor-lyrics

https://genius.com/Tryhardninja-not-just-a-collection-of-letters-lyrics

https://genius.com/Videogamerapbattles-an-among-us-rap-battle-lyrics

And more! Just ask me to put more on
0 ups, 5d
Lyric battle, huh?

Closet full of secrets and skeletons awakes but nothing's true
I used to own a castle now it's boxes that I have to move
Right here in the darkness there's nothing left for me to do
It's easier to run away but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Being chased by monsters to face head on or be consumed
Reaching out for something grasping on to nothing to lose
Paybacks left too long unpaid but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa (To take back the night)
So fight the past, take back the night
Take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night (whoa oh oh oh)

Tryhardninja
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8 ups, 2w
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
to the "that song is dead dude", you realise it's a joke
1 up, 2w
Um no i just think "revenge" aka creeper aw man is just not really as trendy as it was in like 2011 idk
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!
Mine turtle's on the prowl, llama whipping by
Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie
Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you! (Hello!)
Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!
Woah!
Mine turtle's traveled round the world,
From Cairo to Madrid,
Saw gun-to-lease potato
And the "I Like Trains" kid,
Visited Desmond on the moon
In his flying machine,
Fight the aliens
(Throw the cheese!)
Stole an alien technology,
And built a time machine,
Went back in time to
One hundred million B.C.
The caveman asked
"What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise!"
(I am a stegosaurus!)
Mine turtle, mine turtle, he is the, he is the
Mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!
Woah!
Listen up, we'll tell you where mine turtle came from,
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted Drunk Science and he drank a cold one,
And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb.
The cops tried to stop him,
Before he could explode.
(Look out he's got a nose!)
(Wait, no he doesn't.)
Mine turtle! Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Hello!) Mine turtle!
Mine turtle (Mine turtle, ) Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Mine turtle!) Mine turtle!
1 up, 6d
yes. just yes.
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5 ups, 2w,
2 replies
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
what have I started
2 ups, 2w
No, the muffin is saying that
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2 ups, 1w,
1 reply
https://i.imgflip.com/4m6g6v.jpg
6 ups, 1w
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1 up, 1w
Where's my mountain dew?
Where you hidin' the mountain dew?
I'm raiding in here
And I don't have any mountain dew
I keep it in the microwave
We're gettin' ready to go
There's some Faygo in the fridge, man
I look like I'm thirsty for Faygo?
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
I want a go***mn mountain dew
I'll hunt you
I want a go***mn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any f**king Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a go***mn mountain dew
Oh my god
Oh my god
It's a Playstation 4
Oh my god
Look at this
I could go live on Twitch
It's a Playstation 4
A Playstation 4
That's right
(Francis?)
That's right, we got this
Suck it nerds
Suck it, suck it nerds
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
(Error 37)
I want a go***mn mountain dew
(I wanna f**king play)
I'll hunt you
(The servers are down)
I want a go***mn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any f**king Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a go***mn mountain dew
(Francis?)
Goddammit
(Francis?)
What?
(Calm down)
No
(Francis?)
Goddammit
(Francis?)
What?
(Calm down)
No
It's my money
My money
I'll buy one if I go***mn want one
Goddammit
Goddammit
All they ever do is call me fat on the f**kin' thing
Why you're dancing?
What do you think this is game?
Do you think this is a game?
Do you think this is a motherf**king game?
[Chorus]
I want a mountain dew
(Oh, oh my god)
I want a go***mn mountain dew
(I don't care)
I'll hunt you
(The f**king servers are down)
I want a go***mn mountain dew
Hunt you to the edge of the earth
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Did you drink my mountain dew?
Let me smell your breath
Let me smell your breath
I don't want any f**king Faygo
You're the Faygo
I want a go***mn mountain dew
I want a mountain dew
I want a go***mn mountain dew
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0 ups, 6d
this is f***ing amazing dude!! I love this song! :D
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4 ups, 2w,
2 replies
I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions have an echo in so much space
Mm-hmm, hmm
And when you're out there, without care
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Hmm
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice
Mm
Come on now, who do you
Who do you, who do you
Who do you think you are?
Hahaha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control?
Well
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart
To lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember, is thinking
I wanna be like them
Mm-hmm
Ever since I was little
Ever since I was little it looked like fun
And there's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
wut have i just witnessed
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2 ups, 2w
idk anymore
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2 ups, 2w,
3 replies
We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
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3 ups, 2w,
4 replies
Feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
City's breaking down on a camel's back
They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see
You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free
You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style
A melancholy town where we never smile
And all I wanna hear is the message beep
My dreams, they got a kissing
'Cause I don't get sleep, no
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking, falling down
Love forever, love is freely
Turned forever, you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Laughin'gas these hazmats, fast cats
Linin' 'em up like ass cracks
Play these ponies at the track
It's my chocolate attack
Shit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (Yeah)
Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (Yeah)
Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown
With yo' sound, you in the blink
Gon' bite the dust, can't fight with us
With yo' sound, you kill the Inc.
So don't stop, get it, get it (Get it)
Until you're cheddar headed
And watch the way I navigate
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking, falling down
Love forever, love is freely
Turned forever, you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Don't stop, get it, get it
Peep how your captain's in it
Steady, watch me navigate
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Don't stop, get it, get it
Peep how your captain's in it
Steady, watch me navigate
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
2 ups, 2w
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
(And I need to go on and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
Oh, we are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
1 up, 2w
yesss finally someone who appreciates gorillaz
1 up, 1w
Ima join

Pay taxes
1 up, 2w
This heart gives the smallest glow
I think that I can see it show.
Your eyes have a spark you know
open them and see you go.
(Music)
This world never knew my game!
Hope I have a chance to stay,
these arms are worn and are never fading!
The cold air is never waiting,
had me going my friend!
I’m so blind I can’t stand!
Left alone with your hand,
I think that I can see your eyes.
And the past can show you,
All the life we’ve been through!
Lost, and gone and frozen but I’m just,
I’m always running!
(Music)
My eyes have sparkle too,
hope that I can see this through.
My thoughts, belong and are ever changing,
remind me of when I’m losing!
These feeling in my head,
I push them off instead!
For going one way, just to come on back again!
Within this circle, beyond my clouded mind,
A new forgotten life,
Can I hear that voice again?
(Music)
There’s blue in the fire,
There’s red in your face,
my motives are laced with gold!
I’m moving and moving.
There’s colors in the sky line that flow into space!
The feeling of floating on my own,
no one in this place.
I don’t belong here!
(Music)
Had me going my friend!
I’m so blind I can’t stand,
Left alone with your hand,
I think that I can see your eyes.
And the past can show you!
All the life we’ve been through!
Lost and gone and frozen but I’m just...
IM ALWAYS RUNNING!
(Music)
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3 ups, 2w,
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Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,

Creepers, you're mine, hah
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge
So fight, fight like it's the last,
Last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again
7 ups, 2w
Blame yourselves guys

You made me do dis......

*deep breath*

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

READY?!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

SQUAREPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS

*flute*
5 ups, 2w
There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend itLike maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )
2 ups, 1w
It's the Muppet Show
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
2 ups, 2w
OHH say can you seeeeee by the dawns early light what s proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
1 up, 1w
OH so y'all doing our fav tv show theme songs, my turn for my fav

Wubbzy lives in a tree
He likes to play play play
He's got a bendy tail and he likes it that way
Wow wow Wubbzy
Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow
Widget is his friend
She likes to build
She hammers and she saws and her toolbox is filled
Wow wow Wubbzy
Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow
Walden is their friend
He's really smart
He knows about science and books and art
Wow wow Wubbzy
Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow
Wubbzy and widget and walden are friends
Wow wow Wubbzy
Wubbzy Wubbzy wow wow
And when their with daisy the fun never ends
Wow wow Wubbzy
Wubbzy wubbbzy wow wow
Wow wow
Wow wow
Wow wow wow
*wow*
1 up, 2w
"Alright guys, [cough] I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I- I really, I really like this song, it sounds good"

Mining away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!
"Ah! [cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough]
I'm alright, I'm ready"
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried ("Shut the f***king door!")
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now...
Now that they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mine diamonds, [heavy breathing]
Mine diamonds
"Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song" - A god
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1 up, 1w
take this

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competing even police
For deepin' a green rag with both feet
Blast wit' a flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get super cut and big and buff nice and straight
You got stats, respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps, Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess at your survivor skill
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bust a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas is full of gangsters homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers homeboy
And it's dangerous homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers homeboy
Heat cock we popping hop dump em out been a block shake before the cops come
Listen to sirens they ain't got none back another lap catch a straggler with a shot gun
Hit em up wit' a Grove Street lie dirty sling shot mo' knee high
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2 ups, 2w,
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Everybody's here with me
Got no camera to see
Don't think I'm all in this world
The camera won't let me go
The verdict doesn't love our soul
The digital won't let me go
Yeah yeah yeah, I'll pay
(Yeah, yeah)
When tomorrow, tomorrow comes today
Stereo, I want it on
It's taken me far too long
Don't think I'm all in this world
I don't think I'll be here too long
I don't think I'll be here too long
I don't think I'll be here too long
Yeah yeah yeah, I'll pay
When tomorrow, tomorrow comes today
(Yeah, yeah)
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1 up, 2w,
2 replies
(1944 version)

An unbreakable union of free republics,
Great Russia united forever.
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mighty Soviet Union!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship!
Banner of the Soviets, banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path,
We were raised by Stalin to be true to the people,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' happiness!
Banner of the Soviets, banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!

We grew our army in battles,
We will sweep the vile invaders out of the way!
We shall in battle decide the fate of generations,
We shall lead to glory our Fatherland!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' glory!
Banner of the Soviets, banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!

(1977 version)

An unbreakable union of free republics,
Great Russia united forever.
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mighty Soviet Union!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship!
Party of Lenin, strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of communism!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path,
To a just cause he raised up the people,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship!
Party of Lenin, strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of communism!

In the victory of the immortal ideas of Communism
We see the future of our country,
And to the Red Banner of our glorious Fatherland
We shall always be selflessly true!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship!
Party of Lenin, strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of communism!
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1 up, 2w
19-2000

The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
To keep myself tethered
To the days I've tried to lose
My mama said to slow down
You must make your own shoes
Stop dancing to the music
Of Gorillaz in a happy mood
Keeping my groove on
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapor trail
Caught up in the conflict
Between his brain and his tail
And if time's elimination
Then we got nothing to lose
Please repeat the message
It's the music that we choose
Keeping my groove on
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
Day doo de bop
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1 up, 1w
Lets go comrade
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0 ups, 4d
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo Figaro, magnifico

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go (never)
Never, never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows
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2 ups, 2w,
3 replies
(Read the end plz)
I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside (power inside)

Pokemon
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
(Gotta catch 'em) gotta catch 'em gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been a dream

Pokemon
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
(Gotta catch 'em) gotta catch 'em (Pokemon)

Pokemon
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
(I'll catch you)
(Gotta catch 'em gotta catch 'em gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon

I just picked a song I liked
Why are we singing?
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
I play Pokémon Go every day
I play Pokémon Go
I play Pokémon Go every day
I play Pokémon Go

When I wake up, I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokémon
All day long, all day long

I play Pokémon Go every day
I play Pokémon Go
I play Pokémon Go every day
I play Pokémon Go

I play Pokémon Go every day
I play Pokémon Go
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
I hate this song but I like the game
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1 up, 1w
hard to play it now since we're in quarentine tho
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2 ups, 2w
I started a lyric battle and I regret it.
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1 up, 2w,
1 reply
Every day when you're walking down the street
Everybody that you meet
Has an original point of view

And I say, "Hey!"
What a wonderful kind of day
Where you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other

You got to listen to your heart
Listen to the beat
Listen to the rhythm
The rhythm of the street

Open up your eyes
Open up your ears
Get together
And make things better
By working together

It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
Believe in yourself (believe in yourself)
Well, that's the place to start (to start)

And I say, "Hey!"
What a wonderful kind of day
Where you learn to work and play
And get along with each other

Hey!
What a wonderful kind of day
What a wonderful kind of day
Hey!
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1 up, 1w
https://i.imgflip.com/2tltab.png
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2 ups, 1w,
1 reply
P-P-A-P

I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-pen!

I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-pen!

Apple-pen, pineapple-pen
Uh! Pen-pineapple-apple-pen
Pen-pineapple-apple-pen
Dance time!

I have a pen, I have a pen
Uh! Long pen!

I have a apple, I have pineapple
Uh! Apple-pineapple!

Long pen, apple-pineapple,
Uh! Pen-pineapple-apple-pen!
Pen-pineapple-apple-pen!
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0 ups, 4d
The DK Trap YTP

He-he-he here we go
So there finally back
To kill themselves
If you want to get hurt
You can eat a tree
Put your hands up,
This is the police
Because you;
Are really fat
Huh!
DK,
DDDK
He’s Donkey Kong
You know it’s time
He’s finally back
To eat your mum
His pineapple odor
Can fire my mum
If he shoots himself
He’s gonna die
He’s bigger, bigger, and bigger too
He the first leader of the whole EU
DK Donkey Kong
Cleveland
Cleveland Browns will win (triggered)
This kongs’ got pistols
So watch out dudes
She can shrink a monkey
And eat her soup
She’s quick, and nimble, and big, and fat
She can float through the trees
And climb in spurts
If you choose Pikachu
You’ll not choose right
With a skip and a hop it means
You are fat
Huh!
Take the L
Ha-ha-ha
He is a meme
He has no friends
He-he-he-he
He lives in my local Walmart
He can handstand
To kick his tail
And his coconut Boulder
Shoots just like a balloon
He was a bad student and he still is today
This crazy Kong
Just hacked the schools WiFi
Huh!
DK (Kongalovania)
He’s back again and about to poop
He is also known as:
Relativelysmallerdonkeykong
He can fly real high when he’s in the mood
But this time; He’s not
He’s overpowered in Smash Brothers 4
But kremlins beware
Cause he has no tune
Huh!
Fortnut
(Some DK fortnite tune)
Finally
He’s here to pee
He’s the last member of the reading club
This Kong stole SAUCE
It is really funny
Can make a Kong cry out for kremlin
He can make a jet pack; pick up a rock
Makes crushing lives seem really hard
He may move slow when he needs to fly
But Donkey Kong is the fattest guy
Cmon Cranky, take it to the fridge
Huh huh huh
(Kongalovania)
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1 up, 1w
yes
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0 ups, 5d
I love this song SO MUCH! :)
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0 ups, 16h
That used to be my favourite song. now i can rick roll people irl
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
that was not neccesary
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
but its shrek
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5 ups, 2w
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
bro you mad-lad
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3 ups, 2w
hehehe
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3 ups, 2w
*starts guitar riff
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3 ups, 2w
I gotta Count up,
Count up,
Count up,
Count up These racks I made today
If you ain't talking 'bout money man get out my damn face
I got cash cash cash means money to my bank
If you ain't gonna Dance for cash lil mama then you will not get paid
I'm gon' blow ten grand
These bands will make her dance
Runnin runnin runnin runnin to the money like I'm SpongeBob
Just like he know the Krabby patty formula I just be cookin up straight bars
Then dig cash like I'm mr.krabs
I might just drive by the bank tomorrow
Do I go dumb I go stupid
Don't know what I'm doin'
I feel like I'm Patrick star
That's that migos flow right there
And nobody can hear me
But, back on topic
Got the top down, lock it
Got a bad thang waiting on me (yeah yeah)
Start flexing on the gram here we go yeah
You're just wastin' yo time, baby
Aye, stop that lying, baby
Get on yo Grind, baby
That flexin' ain't gon help, baby
Had to call you out yo (x3)
Holy Tony gone (gone gone)
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3 ups, 1w
Somebody once told me
Hands of my macaroni
Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead...

He was picking up the gun with his finger and his thumb, raising up
Pointed straight at his forehead.
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Somebody one told me the world was macaroni
So I took a bite out of a tree-ee
It tasted kinda funky so I spit it at a monkey
and he started peeing on me
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1 up, 1w
r/TIHI
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3 ups, 2w
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2 ups, 2w
HEY NOW YOUR AN ALL STAR
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2 ups, 2w
Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last,
Last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again
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1 up, 1w,
3 replies
Ok there's no way you didn't copy and paste that
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2 ups, 1w,
1 reply
you got me :/
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
I knew it!
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1 up, 1w
It's fine tho I didn't downvote
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
some people acc wrote the whole thing
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
Yeah
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1 up, 1w
Hmm
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1 up, 1w
Yeah lol
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1 up, 1w
Ok...This is getting old.
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
they told you dont you ever come around here, dont wanna see your face you better dissaper, the fires in the eyes and your words are really clear, so beat, just beat it!
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
*Confused noises
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1 up, 1w
its beat it by michael jackson
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1 up, 2w
lemmie join

When the days are cold
And the cards all fold
And the saints we see
Are all made of gold

When your dreams all fail
And the ones we hail
Are the worst of all
And the blood's run stale

I wanna hide the truth
I wanna shelter you
But with the beast inside
There's nowhere we can hide

No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

At the curtain's call
It's the last of all
When the lights fade out
All the sinners crawl

So they dug your grave
And the masquerade
Will come calling out
At the mess you've made

Don't wanna let you down
But I am hellbound
Though this is all for you
Don't wanna hide the truth

No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

They say it's what you make
I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my soul
I need to let you go

Your eyes, they shine so bright
I wanna save that light
I can't escape this now
Unless you show me how

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
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0 ups, 1w
Song by PBG
Look Out Here Comes Mario

Look out here comes Mario, he's going for a ride.
Look out here comes Mario, go grab your cyanide.
Here comes Mario, here comes Mario (So pretty!)
Here comes Mario, here comes Mario (Good kitty!)
Here comes Mario, here comes Mario (Can't see!)
Here comes Mario. Just a regular game of Super Mario World 3d!
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0 ups, 4d
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night
Remember how the stars stole the night away
Hey hey hey
Ba de ya, say do you remember?
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda
My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love
Remember how we knew love was here to stay
Now December found the love we shared in September
Only blue talk and love
Remember true love we share today
Hey hey hey
Ba de ya, say do you remember?
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
And we say
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, golden dreams were shiny days
The bell was ringing, oh oh
Our souls were singing
Do you remember? never a cloudy day, yow
And we say
Ba de ya, say do you remember?
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
And we say
Ba de ya, say do you remember?
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, golden dreams were shiny days
Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya
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0 ups, 4d
Amatures, I challenge the person who own this meme (imgflip.com/i/4n269t)
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3 ups, 2w,
2 replies
Dori me
Interimo, adapare
Dori me
Ameno Ameno
Latire
Latiremo
Dori me
Ameno
Omenare imperavi ameno
Dimere, dimere matiro
Matiremo
Ameno
Omenare imperavi emulari, ameno
Omenare imperavi emulari, ameno
Ameno dore
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Ameno dom
Dori me reo
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Dori me am
Ameno
Omenare imperavi ameno
Dimere dimere matiro
Matiremo
Ameno
Omenare imperavi emulari, ameno
Omenare imperavi emulari, ameno
Ameno dore
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Ameno dom
Dori me reo
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Dori me
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Dori me
Ameno
Ameno dore
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Ameno dom
Dori me reo
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Dori me dom
Ameno dore
Ameno dori me
Ameno dori me
Ameno dom
Dori me reo
Ameno dori me
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2 ups, 2w
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1 up, 2w,
4 replies
I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
Land in Miami
The air was hot from summer rain
Sweat dripping off me
Before I even knew her name, la la la
It felt like ooh la la la
Yeah, no
Sapphire moonlight
We danced for hours in the sand
Tequila sunrise
Her body fit right in my hands, la la la
It felt like ooh la la la, yeah
I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you know I love it when you call me señorita
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
Locked in the hotel
There's just some things that never change
You say we're just friends
But friends don't know the way you taste, la la la
'Cause you know it's been a long time coming
Don't you let me fall, oh
Ooh, when your lips undress me
Hooked on your tongue
Ooh love, your kiss is deadly
Don't stop
I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you know I love it when you call me señorita
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
All along I've been coming for ya
And I hope it meant something to ya
Call my name, I'll be coming for ya
Coming for ya, coming for ya, coming for ya
For ya (oh, she loves it when I come)
For ya
Ooh, I should be running
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
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3 ups, 1w
what have I started
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3 ups, 1w,
2 replies
It's meme time
It's meme time
Gather all your friends
It's meme time
It's meme time
It's meme time
The only cure for sadness
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
huh?
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1 up, 1w
Exactly.
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0 ups, 5d,
1 reply
y e s .
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0 ups, 5d
lol
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1 up, 1w
NO NO NO GOD NO
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0 ups, 1w
this song sucks
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2 ups, 2w,
2 replies
Oh, let's go
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
Hey
Oh, take it
Bite the dust
Kinda dusty
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow
Another one bites the dust, hey-hey
Another one bites the dust, eh-eh
Ooh, shout out
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and then leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat, oh, yeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Ooh, shoot out
Hey-hey
All right
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1 up, 2w,
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Spring was never waiting for us, dear
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground beneath your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing Chinese checkers by the trees
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left my cake out in the rain
And I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no, oh
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2 ups, 2w,
2 replies
imma bring in some broadway music hehe

He thought you were awesome
He thought I was awesome? My brother?
Definitely!
How?
Well, he said
There's nothing like your smile
Sort of subtle and perfect and real
He said
You never knew how wonderful
That smile could make someone feel
And he knew
Whenever you get bored
You scribble stars on the cuffs of your jeans
And he noticed
That you still fill out the quizzes
That they put in those teen magazines
But he kept it all inside his head
What he saw he left unsaid
And though he wanted to
He couldn't talk to you
He couldn't find the way
But he would always say
If I could tell her
Tell her everything I see
If I could tell her
How she's everything to me
But we're a million worlds apart
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell her
If I could tell her
Did he say anything else?
About you?
Never mind, I don't really care anyways
No, no, no just, no, no he said, he said so many things
I'm just, I'm trying to remember the best ones so, um
He thought
You looked really pretty, er
It looked pretty cool when you put indigo streaks in your hair
He did?
And he wondered how you learned to dance
Like all the rest of the world isn't there
But he kept it all inside his head
What he saw he left unsaid
If I could tell her
Tell her everything I see
If I could tell her
How she's everything to me
But we're a million worlds apart
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell her
If I could tell her
But what do you do when there's this great divide?
He just seemed so far away
And what do you do when the distance is too wide?
It's like I don't know anything
And how do you say
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
But we're a million worlds apart
And I don't know how I would even start
If I could tell her
If I could
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1 up, 2w,
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Time for some sad Hamilton music :( I had to fill the last few lines since google forgot them. I am a genius ;)

There are moments that the words don't reach
There is suffering too terrible to name
You hold your child as tight as you can
And push away the unimaginable
The moments when you're in so deep
It feels easier to just swim down
The Hamiltons move uptown
And learn to live with the unimaginable
I spend hours in the garden
I walk alone to the store
And it's quiet uptown
I never liked the quiet before
I take the children to church on Sunday
A sign of the cross at the door
And I pray
That never used to happen before
Philip, you would like it uptown, it's quiet uptown
You knock me out, I fall apart
Look at where we are
Look at where we started
I know I don't deserve you, Eliza
But hear me out
That would be enough
If I could spare his life
If I could trade his life for mine
He'd be standing here right now
And you would smile, and that would be enough
I don't pretend to know
The challenges we're facing
I know there's no replacing what we've lost
And you need time
But I'm not afraid
I know who I married
Just let me stay here by your side
That would be enough
If you see him in the street, walking by her side
Talking by her side, have pity
Eliza, do you like it uptown? It's quiet uptown
Look around, look around, Eliza
(They are trying to do the unimaginable)
There are moments that the words don't reach
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable
They are standing in the garden
Alexander by Eliza's side
She takes his hand
It's quiet uptown
Forgiveness. Can you imagine? Forgiveness. Can you imagine?
if you see him in the streets, walking by his side, talking to himself have pity.
They are going through the unimaginable
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1 up, 1w,
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Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is)
Slim Shady
Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is)
For one second My name is (My name is Slim Shady)
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh!
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
Who sat down too fast
C'mere s**t! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off!
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser,
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ***hole!"
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
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1 up, 1w,
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...Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (F**k that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (who?)
My name is (huh?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
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1 up, 1w,
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Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma chang
1 up, 1w
Is uh... Is the lyric battle still going..? Or has it stopped?
...
because if it's not...

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui
Breathe it in
I know it's a lot
The hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except, "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey
What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yea high?
This guy
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome
You're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on a break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety-tappin'
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey)
Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome)
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey)
Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome
(You're welcome)
You're welcome
And thank you!
1 up, 1w
I'll keep it going
There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )

Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )

As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)

So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )
0 ups, 1w
I'm in.
If I, I get to know your name
Well then I, could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
I set my sights on you (and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
I (I, I, I), I got to be your friend now, baby
And I (I, I, I), would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
I want your love
I want your love
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
YES DEAR EVEN HANSON
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0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
O U R F R I E N D S H I P G O E S B E Y O N D
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0 ups, 18h
what
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
queen. all you could come up with?
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
THAT IS A FEDERAL OFFENCE MY GOOD SIR, YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED.
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0 ups, 1w
NEVER MIND MY CRINGE.
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2 ups, 2w
lol
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1 up, 1w
Damn that’s a good photo shop my guy
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16 ups, 2w,
2 replies
*slow claping begins*
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11 ups, 2w,
4 replies
4m55id.gif (click to show) you are now hypnotized
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8 ups, 2w,
1 reply
my poor virgin eyes
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0 ups, 1w
Hmm
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5 ups, 2w,
2 replies
If you stare at that for a minute then look away everything will look really wierd
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4 ups, 2w
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3 ups, 2w
Yeah. The swirling continues
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4 ups, 2w
I stare at that for minutes
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1 up, 2w
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0 ups, 1w
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6 ups, 2w,
4 replies
I did not fall for that Iv seen that meme before the way you know is if there is the imgflip.com watermark if there is its fake if there isnt its real. still pretty good though
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3 ups, 2w
ok
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2 ups, 2w,
2 replies
He stole it
imgflip.com/i/4369vs
This was made months ago
Dont upvote
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1 up, 2w
I KNEW IT
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
thx for the tip
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2 ups, 2w
no prob
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0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
well, everyone will think you did since you viewed to comment
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0 ups, 1w
i know but I found out then decided to click on it to say how to know it
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
:/
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
lol
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3 ups, 2w,
2 replies
repost
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
We need evidence. Give the link
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
imgflip.com/i/4369vs
I made this months ago
Dont upvote
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Yeah, I already seen this meme months ago and I've already downvoted this one.
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4 ups, 2w
Reposters suck
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
no
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0 ups, 7d,
1 reply
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0 ups, 7d,
1 reply
it looks dif
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0 ups, 7d,
1 reply
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0 ups, 7d
yes by a lot only a little is the same
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
ITS YOU, YOUR WERE THE ONE WHO COMMENTED ALOT ON MY HuGE MEME xD
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5 ups, 2w,
1 reply
YA IT IS ME!!!
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4 ups, 2w,
2 replies
The meme is at 12k Views I think rn
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
what page is this meme on?
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
It was on the Fun Stream, it was about Sleeping Shaq
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
no ik that i mean my meme idk how this many people found it
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
I went to the new stream, clicked New bc I didn't want to see te same memes.
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3 ups, 2w
ohhhhhhhhhh... gotchu
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3 ups, 2w
oh dude nice!
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4 ups, 2w,
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Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 se
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
OH MY GOSH. THAT IS ALOT.
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0 ups, 1w
lol
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0 ups, 2w
ok?
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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1 up, 2w
thats an actual test.
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1w
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1 up, 2w,
1 reply
Build a snowman with the wind at his back
Got the day planned and present to wrap
Fight the wind chill with all of my friends
‘Cause it’s Christmas time again

Going downtown and spreading good cheers
Handing gloves out when we volunteer
For the children, grinning from ear to ear
Singing, Christmas time is here

And everybody’s like ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho
Four-wheel driving through the snow
Fighting the cold with some hot cocoa
Grabbing grandma, to the mall we go
And there’s a man outside with a bucket and a bell
Wants to go home with a story to tell
And he’s reminding us
That his Christmas got nothing to do
With living for himself

It’s the, the light of Christmas shining through
Our eyes, our smiles, you know it could shine on through
All the good that we do for the people that don’t have it so good

The light of Christmas shining through
Our eyes, our smiles, you know it could shine on through
All the good that we do for the people that don’t have it so good

Light me up and I’ll show you the way
Every year, can’t wait for Christmas day
Light me up, I finally figured out
What Christmas is all about

Here’s a gift card for your new winter coat
‘Cause the backyard covered with snow
And the sleigh rides, they don’t cost a cent
Yeah, it’s Christmas time again

The light of Christmas shining through
Our eyes, our smiles, you know it could shine on through
All the good that we do for the people that don’t have it so good (2x)

Light me up and I’ll show you the way
Every year, can’t wait for Christmas day
Light me up, I finally figured out
What Christmas is all about

Do you hear the sound?
A thousand angels are singing out
To God Almighty, we’re bowing down
And that’s what Christmas is all about (2x)

Light me up and I’ll show you the way
Every year, can’t wait for Christmas day
Light me up, I finally figured out
What Christmas is all about

And everybody’s like, the light of Christmas shining through
Our eyes, our smiles, you know it could shine on through
All the good that we do for the people that don’t have it so good

The light of Christmas shining through
Our eyes, our smiles, you know it could shine on through
All the good that we do for the people that don’t have it so good

Light me up, I finally figured out
What Christmas is all about
For the people that don’t have it so good
I finally figured out
What Christmas is all about
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1 up, 2w,
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I can't think of anything that's dumber
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!

Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I'm telling you, it isn't fair!
I hate Christmas!

People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas!

I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh

Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise!
I'll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas!

(spoken): And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!

Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!

Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas!

I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!

Christmas Day is almost here
When it's over, then I cheer
I'm glad it's only once a year
I hate Christmas!
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0 ups, 6d
First things first
I'ma say all the words inside my head
I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh-ooh
The way that things have been, oh-ooh
Second thing second
Don't you tell me what you think that I could be
I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my sea, oh-ooh
The master of my sea, oh-ooh
I was broken from a young age
Taking my sulking to the masses
Writing my poems for the few
That look at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me
Singing from heartache from the pain
Taking my message from the veins
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the beauty through the...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain!
You break me down and build me up, believer, believer
Pain!
Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
First things first
Can you imagine what's about to happen?
It's Weezy the Dragon, I link with the Dragons
And we gon' get ratchet, no need for imaginin'
This is what's happenin'
Second thing second, I reckon immaculate
Sound about accurate
I know that strength, it don't come, don't come without strategy
I know the sweet, it don't come without cavities
I know the passages come with some traffic
I start with from the basement, end up in the attic
And third thing third
Whoever call me out, they simply can't count
Let's get mathematic, I'm up in this, huh
Is you a believer?
I get a unicorn out of a zebra
I wear my uniform like a tuxedo
This dragon don't hold his breath, don't need no breather
Love you Ms. Cita, the son of a leader
I know the bloomin' don't come without rain
I know the losin' don't come without shame
I know the beauty don't come without hurt
Hol' up, hol' up, last thing last
I know that Tunechi don't come without Wayne
I know that losin' don't come without game
I know that glory don't come without...
Don't come without...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain!
You break me down and build me up, believer, believer
Pain
Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Last things last
By the grace of fire and flames
You're the face of the future, the blood in my veins, oh-ooh
The blood in my veins, oh-ooh
But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited 'til it broke open and rained down
It rained down, like...
Pain!
You made me a, you made me a believer, b
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1 up, 2w
Reposted meme
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This was made months ago
Dont upvote
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13 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w
Yup
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8 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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3 ups, 2w
Lollllllll
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9 ups, 2w,
6 replies
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4 ups, 2w,
2 replies
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1 up, 2w,
1 reply
that ok
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
I still beg thee pardon
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
ok. XD
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0 ups, 1w
I'm still begging thee pardon
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0 ups, 1w
I like this picture (the I beg thee pardon)
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
holy-
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
i made it but i saw another gui do it and i also made a rock on sign but it not deformed
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2 ups, 2w
i ment rock on sign deformed
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
Was that just to be rude
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2 ups, 1w
?
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2 ups, 2w
oh shiz!
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1 up, 2w
that is kinda cool
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0 ups, 7d
cool
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
SAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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3 ups, 2w
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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3 ups, 2w
ME TOO
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Me too
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Womp womp wompppppppp
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2 ups, 2w
Lol
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3 ups, 2w
Ikr
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
LOL
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Lol
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
LOL, how did I fall for that?! :P
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3 ups, 2w
No clue. I did too XD
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
bruh
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Bruh yourself
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0 ups, 2w
Bruh yourself yourself
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3 ups, 2w,
3 replies
OMG I WAS LIKE WHA?? AT FIRST BUT WOW!!
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2 ups, 2w
same lol
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2 ups, 2w
Yah
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1 up, 2w,
1 reply
thank u and nice name!
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1 up, 2w,
1 reply
guis i made dis but it works when not being legit viewed. imgflip.com/i/4m5jdr
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1 up, 2w
i tried to say good job but for spamming meme cat i cant post for 24 hours
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
the thing is i fell for it too
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3 ups, 2w
Hahaha
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3 ups, 2w
OK shut up we all did
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Wat is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*Funky Music*
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
can i use this
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
ummm... u have to change it a little and credit me but sure.
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Yeah for sure thxs
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2 ups, 2w
ye
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2 ups, 2w
ha ha I knew it was a trick
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
lol same
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
XD
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2 ups, 2w
lol
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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3 ups, 2w,
2 replies
If you all say so!!!!
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
yep
1 up, 2w
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0 ups, 1w
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
xD I fell for that so much
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3 ups, 2w
Oof
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2 ups, 2w
Ik its his way of getting veiws!
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
4m8t81.gif (click to show)
Watch this.
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1 up, 1w
oh damn
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2 ups, 2w
i did too
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
bruh ull learn to always check for the imgflip tab before clicking show more
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1 up, 2w
*tag
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2 ups, 2w
i fell to haha xD
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2 ups, 1w,
2 replies
So did I mate
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1 up, 1w
Nice
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
wait look at the date: There's a fourteenth month?
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0 ups, 6d,
1 reply
day/month/year bro
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1 up, 6d
mm/dd/yyyy
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2 ups, 2w,
1 reply
imgflip.com/i/4369vs
Reposted meme
Dont upvote
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1 up, 2w
i know
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2 ups, 1w,
2 replies
Holy friccc I've never seen a comment get anywhere near this many likes on ImgFlip before
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0 ups, 1w
I- i know... idk what to do about it...
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
the guy on a the left looks like a jojo cosplayer after realizing its not necessary to kill 20 people just to make a jojo reference
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
Bruh that's Bill S. Preston, esquire. How dare you mock him?
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2 ups, 1w,
1 reply
I do dare mock him because I have no idea who he is
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Then you, my friend, need to watch the masterpiece of a trilogy that is the Bill and Ted movies
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0 ups, 6d,
1 reply
Commenting on a comment on a comment. How stupid of me. (I've seen all three, the third one is my favorite.)
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0 ups, 6d
The third was definitely a worthy finale, though imo nothing beats the original
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2 ups, 2w
Cause it looked legit
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1 up, 1w
THIS HAS 100 UPS!
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1 up, 1w
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
COMMENCE RAGE
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0 ups, 1w
lol i still upvoted
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
XD
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5 ups, 2w,
3 replies
XD LOVE YOUR USERNAME
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3 ups, 2w
Same
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Thank you so much bro!
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7 ups, 2w,
2 replies
trump is
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0 ups, 4d
That right there is art
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Admit it....you copied and pasted that.
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0 ups, 1w
nope! I made it myself. I did see the actual thing. its pretty easy just alot of periods and dashes.
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
have a follow! 😀
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
You're welcome! I'll follow you back!
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
thanks
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
sam bc ur username is verry tru
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7 ups, 2w,
1 reply
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4 ups, 2w,
1 reply
YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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2 ups, 1w,
2 replies
No politics
0 ups, 1w
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0 ups, 1w
y
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1 up, 1w
SAME
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0 ups, 6d,
1 reply
PFFT happened to me too
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0 ups, 6d
XD
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Over 100 upvotes!?
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0 ups, 1w
IKR. IT WASN'T EVEN A FUNNY COMMENT
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0 ups, 1w
LOL SAME!!!
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1 up, 1w,
2 replies
I've never seen so many upvotes on a single comment on Imgflip!
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3 ups, 1w
Holy shit, I just now noticed... why the f**k? It was literally just a normal comment... not even funny or anything...
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1 up, 1w
what comment
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0 ups, 1w
wow this is first most upvotes on a comment i've seen
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0 ups, 1w
So did I
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
IDK WHY DID YOU FALL FOR IT LMFAO
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
IDK :/
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0 ups, 6d,
1 reply
LMFAO
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1 up, 6d
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Holy shit, the amout of upvotes on a comment...
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
I know... w-why is that happening...
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
Like. O_0
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0 ups, 1w
Yah. . .
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