put your mouth to good use or make me a sandwich bitch

I'd like her in a sandwich w/ Miss Grande

F**k sandwiches! Make me some Cheburek or Burek!

Puh-lease! That западни шпион сука? I bet she wouldn’t even know what it is without searching it up, same with you

But, you wanted her to make it; don't you think she'll find out, and make it? Now what do you think she'll do afterwards? :)

I’m going to go with what my porn-watching experiences have taught me: she’ll succ me off!

Or... cut it off.

I don’t think that Tay-Tay is a feminazi...

Yes, I don't think so either; although her annoucnement of supporting the two Democratic canindates opened that possibility.

I'm curious, are you really a Socialist?

Yes. I know that it works.

Addressing your comment below.
Yes, it is entirely possible that socialism can degenerate into a dictatorship. However, this is a possibility for any system-any system can be turned into one. And in my opinion, oligarchy is better than monarchy. Think about it-would 1 person juggle a country and make good decisions better than 2? How about 3? Or 4?
Look at Yugoslavia-a prosperous nation, but it fell apart. Why? Because Tito left no heir, no clear way of electing a new leader. Which meant that the countries he United started squabbling, greedily pushing their candidates and booing others. Which led to disagreement. Which led to each state separating into a country. Which led to one particularly greedy country (Serbia, I’m looking at you) stealing men and supplies before separating, then committing genocide in order to get their dirty mitts on Slovenian, Bosnian, and Croatian land.
Socialism works, as long as you have a great leader like Tito.

I have a theory, that the downfall of democracy (in today's case, Republican form of rule) and the Free Market is corruption (which includes crony capitalism), leading to Socialism. But the downfall of Socialism is an oligarchy or dictatorship... which leads back to the Free Market to a Republic.

Would you say that that is fair?

lol I just wanted to use this template

To answer that correctly: This is not fair. No, i didn't cared, if you worn white or whatever color. after all, that was not my wedding. I didn't even got an invite.
As you didn't cared as i experienced the worst time of my life. so why should i care about your shit? Isn't that great that i cared about my own shit?
:8~)

Common tradition that all household alliances are white.
But that changed lately, now they are also available in different colors.

But the real reason was:
White is the color of innocence. By its means, she pretends to not to be f**ked up already.

LOL

Umm, burn

Oh look, an unfunny overused joke. This is almost as bad as making fun of guys with small p**ises

Appreciate what women are good at.

Tarder Sauce is a female cat. :)

Was.

Well, on that basis, we should no longer use Grumpy Cat, because it was... Grumpy Cat.

This should be NSFW. XD