*dabs unironically for the first time since 2015*

I like the one where it says "pee is stored in the balls" better.

May we get three cheers for the people who contribute nothing to society apart from saying boring things that they think might be offensive?

This meme was ruined by including the phrase “Bring home the bacon”. WTF does that even have to do with the left?! I’m offended by it because I’m a conservative vegan!

Yes, I already know that vegans are offended by stupid bacon jokes; the question is WTF do we have to do with liberalism?!

Not true. I’ve met plenty of conservative vegans in the vegan community. Vegans being liberal is just a stereotype started by hippies. In fact, there are many things that make veganism an inherently conservative ideology. Firstly, there’s no rational moral difference between getting an abortion and paying people to murder animals. Secondly, not being vegan is like being a welfare parasite because the animal ag industries thrive on subsidies, which wastes taxpayer money. Thirdly, because of how much land is wasted by animal ag, if the world went vegan, land would be significantly cheaper, and the land can be used for establishing towns and mines.

bet nobody actually read all this because they are lazy.

Oh wait, hospitals are starting to make the move to outright ban their doctors and nurses from using the term "mother", and feminists tend to refer to fathers as simply "sperm donors".

That's bullshit.

Which part?

All of it. What's wrong with the word "mother"? Also, my father is so much more to me than a "sperm donor" .

Oh, I get it now. I wasn't sure if you were saying I was full of shit, or if those very ideas were bullshit.

And apparently using the term "mother" is banned "to avoid upsetting and offending transgender parents".

Never mind the fact that it probably upsets many more women, most of whom are overjoyed to hear the word "mother" referring to themselves when they get pregnant for the first time.

Hmmm... Well, I understand when it comes to women who are infertile or who have miscarried, but couldn't they just ask a transgender parent what they would like to be called?

You'd think, if it was that important. "Mother" isn't even really a gendered term, it's a biological term, in the context of giving birth to a baby.

Yeah, exactly. I dunno, people are weird.

Actually though, can't we call both of the parents mothers?

How did they manage to find a way to make the phrase "bring home the bacon" offensive? Are they just super-vegans or something?

Leave it up to PETA to go full retard: https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/bringing-home-the-bacon-offensive-to-vegans/news-story/8980653eddd9d27919024b6489c10f07

They went full retard a loooong time ago. Much as I loathe to give any of their websites hits, this one has been up for /at least/ 10 years:

http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/

lol I'll never open a can of tuna without hearing a soft 'meow' again.

Oh...

Well except for "Bring home the Bacon" because I have no f**king idea where and when that would ever come up in a normal conversation.

Go head I haven’t seen anyone “offended” by these lol

Indeed!

60 comments. I don't think they're dealing with it very well hahah

Conservatard: "I'm not easily offended! Only the leftist snowflakes are! ROFLMFAO"
Liberal: *says he/she tolerates the Antifa*
Conservatard: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay, that I admit is true, but Antifa is just as bad as the alt-right.

I disagree entirely. The Alt-Right is a large group of people that support the idea of killing people over race and culture. The Antifa exists to beat up and harass the Alt-Right. Therefore they are not the same.

Nope. Antifa doesn't just beat up the alt-right. (If they did just beat up the alt-right, I'd look the other way.) Antifa beats up and harasses anyone that opposes them. I mean, Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens were just having lunch and those bastards wouldn't let them eat. Hmmm...people in hoods forcing black people out restaurants...sound familiar?

Anyone who thinks antifa aren't part of the violent scum of humanity has the brain capacity of a gnat. Reminder, they like to throw piss bottles at elderly veterans, like the cowardly f**ks they are.

DJfox has openly admitted the only reason he's not a member of antifa is because he's "too out of shape".

You can't punch a Nazi well enough without good muscles! :D

You are an idiot.

Please use facts to determine why I am "an idiot" rather than just calling me that.

Stop reeeeeing.

Coming from you, that hurts.

How did you make that? LOL.

A screen cap and some cut and fill

Of course he proved it, because DJfox uses extensive REEEEEEEsearch.

The left only uses terms coined by the right.
So boring.

NOT TRUE! The right NEVER coined the term "mansplaining"...
(Which is a word that I loathe entirely beyond belief.)

Indeed. We need to stop listening to feminism's femplaints and giving in to their shemands.

You're just bursting with anti-feminism puns, aren't you?

Well, the anti-feminism puns come with the territory of being an anti-feminist, lol.

As I've often said, I respect women too much to be a feminist.

I used to identify as feminist because I assumed that they were just advocates of women's rights (you know, the definition), but then when I saw all the hullabaloo around feminism I just started calling myself an advocate for women's rights. Who needs a label like that, any way?

He actually thinks Lenin was a good guy. LOL!

Really? I'll have to go to his meme page and find out!

He said it once on a thread, but I'd have to go back and find it.

What else would commie trash think?

Dang it. That would have been amusing.

Supports killing people huh? What else only exists in your mind? Who do you define as 'alt-right'?
You scum only have balls in a faceless crowd. Good guys don't wear masks, fascist.

At least we “conservativitards” don’t kill innocent babies though

As I far i see, besides an alt that could possibly be a lib falseflagging, no one on the right here is advocating actual violence against their political opposites.

For sure yup

i did watch something regarding the alt-right, and they technically support cultural segregation, not genocide.

It's still messed up.

Liberals currently support segregation, granted they call it "safe spaces".

I don't like safe spaces either. I once went in one, but it felt too much like an echo chamber

Safe spaces are a dumb idea.

THANK YOU!

you're welcome