Roll Safe Think About It

...and they might taste better than pineapple.

Wait. Spokane County? I used to live in Spokane when I was a kid! XD

Maybe the cops are gonna have to up their game and start thinking about 2-4-1 offers! :p

I'm a pineapple junkie, if I could find a syringe big enough I'd inject!

you gotta admit...it is versatile! :p

:P

lol

Horray for muh roads!

You need to call in a "white" voice?

Since white people don´t call themself white people. and only american black people call themself black people, I am not surprised by these results.

especially #pizzaGate cheese pizza. The police never get to the perps house for that it seems

I like the cut of your jib

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That was fantastic

No, but it can be fun to make them think that you are.

That's fine. I won't get shot as fast.

Really?! I don’t notice that.

wow

poop nice

wow

I heard we should call the fire department or say there's a fire if we're ever in danger because they come faster and send more police too

That's why you must already have a frozen pizza... Police use it as a homing beacon.