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Why Socialism Works

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16 ups, 4y,
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6 ups, 4y,
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I'd prefer socialism to communism or fascism (yes, communism and socialism are different ideologies). Still, that's like at saying at least cutting my hand off isn't as bad as cutting my arm off...
6 ups, 4y,
1 reply
"The goal of socialism is communism"
- Vladimir Lenin
1 up, 4y
I've talked to both, and there are a few (though not many) nuances between them. Basically, a communist is a slightly more consistent socialist (which is not saying much). Socialists claim to believe that people own the product of their labor, but contradict themselves by arbitrarily dividing "means of production" from other kinds of property. Communists believe that people own their labor, but not the product of their labor.
14 ups, 4y,
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The happiest country in the world is Denmark.

Socialists!
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9 ups, 4y,
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Made a huge amount of money through capitalism, didn't know how to spend it, decided to go semi socialist.

Socialism works when you're country has money out the wazo. Sadly, the US does not have that kind of money. Keep it outa here.
8 ups, 4y,
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We do have that kind of money. WTF are you talking about? We have the most money. The best money. HUGE money.
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8 ups, 4y
Yuuuuge money. Until it's divided amongst our yuuuuge population.
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4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Don't forget about the money U.S. ows
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
You realize every country has national debt right?
3 ups, 4y
2 ups, 4y,
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If it's paid for with tax dollars, it's socialism. Don't believe me? Look it up. The States have been socialist since the very first taxes were passed.
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I've looked it up. The country was capitalist and got rich, so the government decided to go semi socialist to spread the wealth. It worked out because they have a small population.
1 up, 4y,
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You're missing the point; any government funded tax revenue is already socialist. I.e. --Denmark/United States didn't "go semi-socialist," it already was socialist.

Socialism is a range of economic and social systems characterized by social ownership and workers' self-management of the means of production as well as the political theories and movements associated with them. Social ownership may refer to forms of *public, collective or cooperative ownership, or to *citizen ownership of equity. In other words, socialism can be either capitalist or communist. Or to put it more bluntly, socialism does not equal communism even though there are elements that would have you swallow that lie.

Take a corporation like let's say Morton Salt (yes, I'm looking at the salt shaker on the table): president, vice-presidents, board of directors, under-secretaries (sort of) stock holders, etc., all of whom are focused on profitability...pretty much as capitalist as it gets, right? But it's also a socialist construct by definition because the assets are collectively owned by citizens (the in-name owners as well as the stock-holders)--and yes, if you own stock in a company, you have a percentage-based ownership of that company. If that wasn't the case, hostile take-overs would be impossible. So long story short, if a nation doesn't operate under a command economy and instead collects taxes to cover the costs of its governmental administration, it's socialist.
0 ups, 4y,
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Sorry, the second sentence is supposed to read: You're missing the point; any government funded *by* tax revenue is already socialist. I.e. --Denmark/United States didn't "go semi-socialist," it already was socialist.
0 ups, 4y
Oh, goddammit...the FIRST SENTENCE is supposed to read: You're missing the point; any government funded *by* tax revenue .....yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.
6 ups, 4y
5 ups, 4y,
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Firstly, no. Denmark is a capitalist country with socialized healthcare and education. Secondly, no. Denmark is only the happiest country according to their own government surveys. The Danes are indoctrinated from their youth to believe that "free" healthcare and "free" education equals happiness. Their alcoholism, opiate addiction, and suicide rates beg to differ. Third: they are taxed 60% of their income to afford their "free" healthcare and education. Even the upper-middle class are forced to live in cramped railroad apartments that in America would be reserved for those in subsidized section 8 housing.
5 ups, 4y
THANK YOU!!
5 ups, 4y,
2 replies
What a load of cobblers. Yes Denmark is a capitalist country, but with strong principles of social democracy. It must be hella nice for those Danes in "cramped railroad apartments" when they don't need to choose between them and a life saving operation. The US has been spreading these paranoiac myths about Scandinavian suicide rates for donkey's years.
3 ups, 4y
If those prisons cells are what he considers shabby, I'd love to see the luxury quality rentals he considers basic in the US.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Social democracy? That's not a thing. Democracy just means that the populace has a vote. And it's probably not so nice when healthcare is rationed and a panel of "experts" force you to wait for that life saving operation because they don't have the resources for it. Here's an idea: let an individual person decide how to spend what they earn from their labor, rather than government bureaucrats deciding for us. It's called freedom. Don't like it? Move to Denmark. Or try Cuba if that's too cold for you, they have "free" stuff too. Just don't be surprised when there's none left after the long line.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
<Write a comment - ignore how healthcare has worked successfully in a number of European countries for the last 50 years. Trot out some libertarian waffle> How does that work if you don't earn anything from your labour, or your health affects your ability to generate income? The answer is it doesn't. Unless you can rely on other people.
0 ups, 4y
*Soviet anthem plays*
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Even the older ones are better than standard dorm rooms at better US colleges.
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I really don't know how to respond to this. Are you agreeing with me about wanton waste of taxpayer money? Are you sarcastically suggesting that I'm right, or seriously suggesting that stylish, expensive prison cells are a good idea? You literally brought my brain to a screeching halt.
3 ups, 4y
Don't know where you live at, but if your sucky housing is at par with Danish apartments (and thus better than those prison cells), give directions, I am relocating. I don't have Section 8, but whatever they're asking I will double.
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3 ups, 4y
A fly that has lioved his whole life in horseradish, thinks it's the sweetest stuff in the world
1 up, 4y
NOT socialism!
0 ups, 4y
FAKE NEWS
11 ups, 4y,
2 replies
TRUE socialism....like TRUE communism or TRUE capitalism or TRUE anything doesn't work because people are inherently greedy. You need to have a balance and laws that force people to not be assholes.
5 ups, 4y
Pun intended :)
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
"Laws that force people not to be assholes". Sounds like something Hitler would have said... Right before making a bunch of laws... That enabled people to be assholes.
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah because we are all so righteous that anarchy is feasible. The fact is we are all greedy assholes. And we NEED consequences to make us be better. Like laws. Or santa claus...or God.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I never said anything about anarchy. Anarchy always inevitably leads to tyranny. But how exactly would you make a law against being an asshole? Seriously, how would you word the legislation? And who would write these laws? The government? Based on the inherent benevolence of government? Naa. They weren't greedy assholes at all.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ALL laws are there to help us not be assholes. That's the point. If we weren't assholes by nature we wouldn't need laws.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Maybe you're an asshole by nature, but laws are there to keep normal, civil people protected from assholes by allowing us to lock them up. You must be a sad, confused person to have so little faith in humanity, yet so much faith in government.
1 up, 4y,
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Government IS people, dummy. Groups of people bound together by rules (laws) and I trust "humanity" within the ideology of government. And government can be corrupt....because the HUMANITY running it is/are corrupt. But at least laws are there to hold people accountable for their assholish ways.

Oh- and trust me, you're an asshole by nature. I am sure it's clearly evident to everyone that knows you.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Wow. I'm an asshole says the person who descends from discussion into name calling. Typical lefty. Yes, government are people, that's why we have separation of powers, checks and balances, federalism. Again I challenge: how would YOU write a law that forbids being an asshole. Particularly one what doesn't involve locking us both up for meme comments
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
How would *I* write a law that forbids being an asshole? They already exist: Speeding laws. Reckless driving laws. Child endangerment laws. ANY law is there to stop people from being assholes. What are you missing?
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Then what are you proposing? Or are you saying that things are all well and good, and that the laws we have are great?
0 ups, 4y
OK I will spell this out as much as I can but I am done after this:
ANYTHING MAN TOUCHES IS CORRUPTED BY THEIR GREED

So- governments, corporations, personal decisions, financial institutions, EVERYTHING we are involved in is influenced by the humans involved.

People are (for the most part) greedy, self centered assholes. We all are. Some more than others. This is why Capitalism doesn't work for everyone. Or Communism. Or socialism. Or whatever. It's also why we NEED to have laws to follow (like you know ANY law...) let's start with environmental laws. Corporations would dump toxic chemicals into your backyard if there wasn't a law saying they couldn't. People would drive like complete idiots (MORE THAN THEY ALREADY DO!) if there weren't cops to pull them over and arrest them.

When you look at "socialist" countries like Denmark, Germany, or literally basically ANY civilized western country outside of the US....the people seem happier than here. "Socialist" has become a scare tactic by the rich conservatives in this country to make their uneducated base fearful of moving toward a system those lower class conservatives would be WAY better under, Look up "top countries for quality of life" The USA is not #1.

These other countries work well because laws help to keep people in line. Places like Venezuela (the one place the right LOVES to point out "socialism" is not working) are NOT doing well because they have dictators in charge who do NOT follow the laws or don't enact them in the first place to benefit the most people. Again...GREED and assholes ruining it for the masses.

Denmark has less assholes and/or better laws to protect them from assholes.
8 ups, 4y,
1 reply
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
By all means, show us your chart of how many people die of poor healthcare in each of these countries.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
How about you show us a chart based on fact.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So you can't?
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
You first
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So you can't.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Still waiting for you to show us a chart with data based on facts. I’ve alredy debunked your chart. The meme I posted was just for fun but it looks like you’re taking it seriously so now you need to be serious about your meme.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I never posted a chart for you to debunk. I love how you idiots make dubious claims and then, when called out on it, act like it's your opponent's responsibility to do your research for you.
0 ups, 4y
I love how you idiots can’t take a meme for what it’s worth. Since you’re not the one who posted the chasers I replied to, maybe you should argu with them.
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