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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | No one's gonna hurt you. No one's gonna dare. Others can desert you, Not to worry. Whistle, I'll be there; Demons will charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time, Nothing can harm you! Not while I'm around! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
1,353 views, 6 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO I ASKED NOAH, "YOU'RE GOING TO COLLECT TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL?" "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
927 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments

From the book of Lucas chapter IV

From the book of Lucas chapter IV | AND THEN I SAID IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN WITH THAT SPEAR I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by ThePsychedelicJesus
2,810 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | COOL WITH MISTREATING PEOPLE FROM S***HOLE COUNTRIES? NOT COOL WITH ME. -JESUS MATTHEW 25:34-46 | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by SarahHindmon
658 views, 3 upvotes, 7 comments

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | DID YOU KNOW THAT IF JESUS WAS UNMARRIED CHILDLESS MAN; NO ONE WOULD CALL HIM RABBI, NOR WOULD HE BE ALLOWED TO PREACH IN ANY SYNAGOGUE | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by migoda
1,368 views, 4 upvotes, 5 comments

Story Time Jesus

by F_A_K_E
10,206 views, 5 upvotes

Things Jesus Never Said

by outrage
5,756 views, 5 upvotes, 9 comments

Story Time Jesus

by JohnnyKraus
6,486 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment
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by PeterHenne
83 views, 1 upvote

Christmas Stories

by ccgg00
779 views, 1 upvote

Things Jesus Never Said

by outrage
11,593 views, 3 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

by memetics
580 views, 2 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

by kersjesm
637 views, 3 upvotes
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by Ricardo_klement
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