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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus | IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN ME THEN THEY SHOULDN'T USE A CALENDAR STARTED ON MY BIRTHDAY | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by VanadiumWolf1

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | No one's gonna hurt you.
No one's gonna dare.
Others can desert you,
Not to worry. Whistle, I'll be there; Demons will charm you with a smile,
for a while, but in time, Nothing can harm you!
Not while I'm around! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO I ASKED NOAH, "YOU'RE GOING TO COLLECT TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL?" "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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From the book of Lucas chapter IV

From the book of Lucas chapter IV | AND THEN I SAID IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN WITH THAT SPEAR I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by ThePsychedelicJesus

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | COOL WITH MISTREATING PEOPLE FROM S***HOLE COUNTRIES? NOT COOL WITH ME. -JESUS
MATTHEW 25:34-46 | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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