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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Things Jesus Never Said | " DO NOT GIVE OF THYSELF TO THE POOR, RATHER MAKE LAWS FORCING OTHERS TO GIVE TO WHOM THOU DEEMEST WORTHY, REMOVING THAT CHOICE FROM EVERYBO | image tagged in story time jesus,government,corruption | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | WHAT IF HE SAID; MONEY AIN’T EVERYTHING | image tagged in story time jesus,memes,famous quotes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO I COME BACK THREE DAYS LATER LOOKING FOR THE DISCIPLES AND THEY'RE ALL IN THE PUB GETTING PISSED AND PETER SAYS, "HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT, | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO I AM LIKE, DUDES, DROP YOUR FISHING POLES AND FOLLOW ME. AND THEY ARE LIKE, BUT WE GONNA LOSE OUT ON MAKING THAT CASH, AND I AM LIKE, YEAH BUT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR SOUL. AND THAT'S WAY MORE COOL. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by ChristopherMillerDHSc

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | AND HE SAID UNTO THEM...FOR WHO AMONG YOU HAS THE PATIENCE TO MAKE A DESIGN, ON YOUR TOASTER STRUDLE, WITH THE ICING; AND THEY BOWED THEIR HEADS FOR NONE AMONG THEM COULD SAY OF HIMSELF THUS | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MichaelShaffer2

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by GrilledCheesus

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by rogerfparsons

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