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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | I WAS LIKE "IM THE SON OF GOD" AND THEY WERE LIKE "NO WAY" AND I WAS LIKE "YAHWEH" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO THE OTHER DAY I SAID TO MOHAMMED. "YOU MAKE YOUR FOLLOWERS PRAY TO YOU FOUR TIMES A DAY. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! " | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | PREVENTING WAR, TORNADOES, FLOODS, DROUGHT, WORLDWIDE HUNGER, AND CANCER WOULD BE EASY THAT'S WHY I PROVE MY POWER BY APPEARING ON TOAST | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | SO I COME BACK THREE DAYS LATER LOOKING FOR THE DISCIPLES AND THEY'RE ALL IN THE PUB GETTING PISSED AND PETER SAYS, "HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT, | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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From the book of Lucas chapter IV

From the book of Lucas chapter IV | AND THEN I SAID IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN WITH THAT SPEAR I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by ThePsychedelicJesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Things Jesus Never Said

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Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

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Things Jesus Never Said

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Story Time Jesus

by StevenValentine

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Story Time Jesus

by clarkgablelives

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And the Lord doth say much about his travels

by theinnerspace

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