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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | GATHER AROUND CHILDREN, GATHER AROUND! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THE CHURCH MADE UP A BIRTHDAY FOR ME | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,738 views, 16 upvotes, 14 comments

You too are the Christ

You too are the Christ | YOU TOO ARE THE CHRIST ALONG WITH ME; SEE IT NOT IN YOUR BROTHER AND YOU WILL SEE IT NOT IN YOU; WHAT YOU GIVE HIM IS GIVEN ME TOO | image tagged in story time jesus,jesus,christ,acim,love,god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | I'M LIKE, DUDE, I KNOW. RIGHT? I THINK COMMUNION SHOULD BE BAGEL BITES, TOO! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,326 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

I'm really tired of the "If you love Jesus" Facebook posts.

I'm really tired of the "If you love Jesus" Facebook posts. | INSTEAD OF LIKING, TYPING AMEN AND SHARING A FACEBOOK POST; HOW ABOUT YOU FEED THE POOR, COMFORT THE BROKENHEARTED, VISIT THE PRISONERS, CARE FOR THE WIDOWS AND THE ORPHANS? YOU KNOW, WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,886 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | No one's gonna hurt you.
No one's gonna dare.
Others can desert you,
Not to worry. Whistle, I'll be there; Demons will charm you with a smile,
for a while, but in time, Nothing can harm you!
Not while I'm around! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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"Love"

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'Kids Say the Darnedest Things' Jesus 2

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It's just a meme

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Story Time Jesus

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'Kids Say the Darnedest Things' Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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