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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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What really happened?

What really happened? | ...SO I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID "EAT ME"; I DON'T KNOW HOW MATT CAME UP WITH THE REST | image tagged in story time jesus,bible,matthew 26-26,ghostbusters,satire | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CravenMoordik

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And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig) | AND THOUGH WE MADE NO RESERVATIONS AT THE RESTAURANT FOR NEW YEARS DAY; THEY DID SIT US AND IT WAS GOOD | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,113 views, 8 upvotes, 3 comments

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | IN THE FUTURE EVERYONE WILL BECOME OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING; IT GETS SO ENTERTAINING I WILL POSTPONE MY RETURN JUST TO SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,465 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | I WASN'T TRYING TO FIND A NEW MINI USB CABLE FOR MY PHONE BUT YAY AS I LOOK DOWN THERE NEXT TO THE CANDY... MIRACLE... A MINI USB CABLE FOR ONLY $1.00 | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

602 views, 6 upvotes

The church won't be taking over.

The church won't be taking over. | IT'S "THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE ON MY SHOULDERS"; NOT "THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE ON THE CHURCH'S SHOULDERS" | image tagged in story time jesus,church,jesus,government | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by RWT

681 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

by VanadiumWolf1

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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The Kiss Was What He Was Going to Hell For?

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Story Time Jesus

by ChristopherMillerDHSc

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Story Time Jesus

by TibetanMonkey

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Story Time Jesus

by VanadiumWolf1

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Story Time Jesus

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