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Trump earned what's happening to him fair and square.

Trump earned what's happening to him fair and square. | "FBI search actually helps Trump with GOP voters: Poll"; Of course it does because it gives him an opportunity to trot out his two strongest skills: whining and playing the victim. Just so it's clear, for the sake of accuracy, he is a victim... of his own corruptness and stupidity. No-one forced him to steal 700+ pages of classified documents. No-one forced him to lie through his lawyers that there were no more documents at Mar-a-Lago after surrendering the illegally possessed batch of 15 boxes for repatriation to NARA. No-one forced him to spend months fighting removal of the remaining boxes of illegally possessed TOP SECRET/SCI/SAPM documents. And only after exhaustive negotiations, constant stonewalling was the decision made that there was no more time to delay, that a search warrant was in order, seizure obligatory. Quite frankly, the DOJ afforded him an unwarranted amount of special treatment over a criminal offense(s) which would land you or I in prison with an alarming swiftness. Unfortunately, after decades of victimhood-indoctrination by right-wing pundits, the cult can't see that. All they can see is Dear Leader being "persecuted" because that's the lie they've been fed and, like the bestest little sheep, they'll never question the narrative. | image tagged in black background,george carlin,carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia
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BOY, THAT RON DESANTIS...IMAGINE THE CHAGRIN... I MEAN....RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR A BLIP OUT OF BIDEN ABOUT HOW YOU'RE HANDLING COVID; AND THEN HAVING TO RUN TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR VENITLATORS? THAT'S GOTTA BE EMBARRASSING. | image tagged in george carlin,carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia
248 views, 3 upvotes, 21 comments

Hypothetically speaking...

Hypothetically speaking... | LET'S SAY -HYPOTHETICALLY, MIND YOU- SOME GUY PULLED A FEW STRINGS AT CITY HALL AND HAD A WIDOW'S HOUSE CONDEMNED... "WHY?" YOU MIGHT ASK. BECAUSE HE WANTED HER OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD KNOCK THE HOUSE DOWN AND BUILD A PARKING LOT... ...FOR LIMOUSINES. WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT GUY WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE SERIOUSLY EVIL PIECE OF SHIT TO PULL SOMETHING LIKE THAT, CAN'T WE? NOW LET'S ADD ANOTHER LAYER; LET'S SAY THE WIDOW TAKES THE AFOREMENTIONED EVIL SHIT TO COURT, SUES HER WAY BACK INTO POSSESSION OF WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY HERS FROM THE JUMP... AND THAT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH JOHNNY P.O.S. SO HE STARTS BUILDING A WING ONTO HIS OWN BUILDING EXTENDING OUT OVER THE WIDOW'S HOUSE; YEAH, WE'RE NOT DONE YET... SEE, SOMEHOW, AFTER THIS WING IS OUT OVER THE WIDOW'S HOUSE, HER ROOF IS SET ON FIRE... OH, AND I FORGOT TO MENTION JOHNNY P.O.S. IS WELL KNOWN FOR BEING A VINDICTIVE LI'L PUNK... THAT'S AN AWFULLY CONVENIENT FIRE, ISN'T IT? ANYHOO... -HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING- THIS JOHNNY P.O.S. ISN'T SOMEONE ANY OF US WOULD WANT HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE, RIGHT? | image tagged in george carlin,carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia
159 views, 3 upvotes, 9 comments

Civil Forfeiture

Civil Forfeiture | THIS IS THE POLITICS SECTION SO IT'S PRETTY MUCH A GIVEN; THAT MOST FOLKS HERE ARE AT LEAST PASSINGLY FAMILIAR WITH CIVIL FORFEITURE; CONSIDER THE FACT THAT SEIZURES ARE OFTEN ENACTED ON THE PREMISE THAT A PROPERTY/ITEM COMMITTED A CRIME; JUST ONE PROBLEM THOUGH... INANIMATE OBJECTS CAN'T COMMIT CRIMES; COMMISSION OF A CRIMINAL ACT REQUIRES VOLITION; OTHERWISE, IT'S THE GUNS AND NOT THE PEOPLE HOLDING THE GUNS. | image tagged in george carlin,carlin,inanimate insanity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia
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The problem with cultists.

The problem with cultists. | IT'S TUESDAY, JULY 12, 2022, AND AT 1:00 PM THE NEXT 1/6 HEARING COMMENCES; IT'LL BE AVAILABLE AT JUST ABOUT EVERY NEWS OUTLET... WELL... PROBABLY NOT AT THE ONES PUSHING THE BIG LIE... TOMORROW, THE FOLKS WHO SWEAR THEY'RE NOT WATCHING, CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT WILL HAVE ALL KINDS OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT IT | image tagged in george carlin,carlin,1/6 hearings | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia
189 views, 3 upvotes

1/6 Investigation

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by XiaoJia
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Ponderings

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by XiaoJia
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Better strap in, everyone, 'cause crazy is in the House.

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by XiaoJia
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And the boomerang comes zooming back... that's okay; there's plenty of vinegar and brown paper to go around.

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by XiaoJia
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by XiaoJia
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by XiaoJia
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If you think it was a mistake, think again.

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by XiaoJia
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B*tch be red flag crazy

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by XiaoJia
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After how things very publicly played out for Steve Bannon, a smart person would know better than to make the same mistake.

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by XiaoJia
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