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Heya, Trump-cult kids...
ummm... your
favorite d'oh-
boy was pretty
much just
elbows-deep
in the belly of the
Golden Arches
beast and now
poor Ronald has
a case of
E. coli... ...and then there's all the
financial ills wreaked upon
America's heartland by his
"easy-to-win" trade war with
China, the social ills he's
constantly stoking with
divisive, demonization
rhetoric. So, you know...
what with y'all's rather
widespread belief in
Revelation, that whole "I
always wanted to downplay
it" business and the massively,
seemingly intentionally-
botched COVID response... well... have you considered the possibility he might be Pestilence in a meat-suit?