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![SO YOU HAVE THIS, THIS DISNEY DVD IS ENHANCED WITH DISNEY'S FASTPLAY. YOUR MOVIE AND A SELECTION OF BONUS FEATURES WILL BEGIN AUTOMATICALLY. TO BYPASS FAST PLAY™, SELECT THE MAIN MENU BUTTON AT ANY TIME. FAST PLAY™ WILL BEGIN IN A MOMENT; THIS, LISTEN CLOSELY. DO YOU HEAR IT? YOU WILL HEAR THE LAUGHTER OF THOUSANDS AS THE SKY OPENS UP. YOU WILL HEAR THE TRUMPETS PLAY THEIR HAPPY SOUNDS. THE SCALDING BLOOD OF LIFE WILL POUR DOWN ONTO US ALL. TOGETHER, WE WILL BE STILL. TOGETHER, A FEAST FIT FOR A KING. TOGETHER, WELDED BY LOVE AND PUREST CONNECTION. BE STILL. LET THIS-; THIS TOO; THE FITNESSGRAM™ PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START. I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, ❄️ I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, 🧊 I'M JUST COLD FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, 💬 I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M IN MY PRIME, 💥 AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, 🎯 BUT STILL, 🦶 MY FEET, 💪 THEY FIND THE FLOOR I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD-OUT TOURS, 🌍 LIFE'S A FIGHT, 🥊 BUT TRUST, 🛡️ I'M READY FOR THE WAR WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, ❄️ I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, 🧊 I'M JUST COLD FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, 💬 I'VE BEEN TOLD FROM THE SCREEN📺TO THE RING💍TO THE PEN🖊TO THE KING🫅WHERES MY CROWN👑THATS MY BLING💰 ALWAYS DRAMA😈WHEN I RING☎ WOAH-OH-OH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, ❄️ I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, 🧊 I'M JUST COLD FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, 💬 I'VE BEEN TOLD HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, 🚗 I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE' THEY CAST ME OUT, ❌ LEFT ME FOR DEAD, ☠️ THEM PEOPLE COLD MY FAITH IN GOD, 🙏 MIND IN THE SUN, 🌞 I'M 'BOUT TO SOW MY LIFE IS HARD, 💔 I TOOK THE WHEEL, 🛞 I CRACKED THE CODE AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, 💣 MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, ❄️ I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, 🧊 I'M JUST COLD FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, 💬 I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, 🌟 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, ❄️ I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, 🧊 I'M JUST COLD FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, 💬 I'VE BEEN TOLD WOAH-OH-OH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES NAH, NAH WOAH-OH-OH I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES; AND EVEN THIS; BUT WHY EVEN TRY BEATING; OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BATGRENADE GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE BLOCKED BY SHAQ WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ-FU WHEN AARON CARTER CAME OUT OF THE BLUE AND HE STARTED BEATING UP SHAQUILLE O'NEAL THEN THEY BOTH GOT FLATTENED BY THE BATMOBILE BUT BEFORE IT COULD MAKE IT BACK TO THE BATCAVE ABRAHAM LINCOLN POPPED OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND TOOK AN AK-47 OUT FROM UNDER HIS HAT AND BLEW BATMAN AWAY WITH A RAT-A-TAT-TAT BUT HE RAN OUT OF BULLETS AND HE RAN AWAY BECAUSE OPTIMUS PRIME CAME TO SAVE THE DAY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GODZILLA TOOK A BITE OUT OF OPTIMUS PRIME LIKE SCRUFF MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUT OF CRIME AND THEN SHAQ CAME BACK COVERED IN A TIRE TRACK
BUT JACKIE CHAN JUMPED OUT AND LANDED ON HIS BACK
AND BATMAN WAS INJURED, AND TRYING TO GET STEADY
WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN CAME BACK WITH A MACHETE
BUT SUDDENLY SOMETHING CAUGHT HIS LEG AND HE TRIPPED
INDIANA JONES TOOK HIM OUT WITH HIS WHIP
THEN HE SAW GODZILLA SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND
AND HE REACHED FOR HIS GUN WHICH HE JUST COULDN'T FIND
'CAUSE BATMAN STOLE IT AND HE SHOT AND HE MISSED
AND JACKIE CHAN DEFLECTED IT WITH HIS FIST
THEN HE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND DID A SOMERSAULT
WHILE ABRAHAM LINCOLN TRIED TO POLE VAULT
ONTO OPTIMUS PRIME, BUT THEY COLLIDED IN THE AIR
THEN THEY BOTH GOT HIT BY A CARE BEAR STARE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
ANGELS SANG OUT AN IMMACULATE CHORUS
DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS DESCENDED CHUCK NORRIS
WHO DELIVERED A KICK WHICH COULD SHATTER BONES
INTO THE CROTCH OF INDIANA JONES WHO FELL OVER ON THE GROUND, WRITHING IN PAIN AS BATMAN CHANGED BACK INTO BRUCE WAYNE BUT CHUCK SAW THROUGH HIS CLEVER DISGUISE AND HE CRUSHED BATMAN'S HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS THIGHS THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE
AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE
ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, AND DARTH VADER LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER
BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN
SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK, AND HULK HOGAN
ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
AND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS IN HIS COWBOY ASS
IT WAS THE BLOODIEST BATTLE THAT THE WORLD EVER SAW
WITH CIVILIANS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
THE FIGHT RAGED ON FOR A CENTURY
MANY LIVES WERE CLAIMED, BUT EVENTUALLY
THE CHAMPION STOOD, THE REST SAW THEIR BETTER
MR. ROGERS IN A BLOODSTAINED SWEATER
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN (THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN) THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN (THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN) THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
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