Why not just microwave them

Budget is $1000-1500.

I don’t care for 4K or ultra max settings, even 1080p would be fine.

I don’t care to edit videos or make 3D models.

I do want to use Windows 11, if for no other reason than some games literally block Linux users like Battlefield.

Dead Space 2023 is the most demanding game I own on Steam.

I’m georging it rn

I was 47 but some have since surpassed me

Lazy kids

In my day we found goon material ourselves