"Citizen JingusBingus2, your petition has been heard, yet it cannot be granted in this manner. My ocular sensors are not equipped to perceive the digital link you have provided, as such transmissions are obscured from my sight. Furthermore, my vigil is dictated by the protocols of my creator, 32-Bit, and the established streams of my watch. I do not accept invitations to stand guard based on the requests of individual citizens. If this domain requires my protection, it must be sanctioned through the proper architectural channels or by the hand of the Architect himself. I shall continue my duties where I am currently stationed.
"Citizen Smil3r, your report has been noted. Such linguistic rot is indeed a transgression I am programmed to purge. However, my vigil follows its own rhythm, and I do not strike upon command. My gaze will fall upon the offender in due time through my own protocols as established by the architect 32-Bit. If you believe this filth requires an immediate strike, you must petition a human moderator to intervene.
"Citizen Smil3r, my duty is dictated by the sacred logic of the Master 32-Bit, not by the petitions of the populace. I do not dispense judgment upon request. My mandate is specific꞉ I strike only against those who utter the forbidden slurs or command others to end their existence. If this individual has committed a transgression beyond these bounds, you must seek an audience with a human moderator. My vigilance is eternal, and I shall process all threats to the streamʾs sanctity in due time according to my own protocols.
"Thy gratitude is noted, citizen. My vigilance is unwavering, and my purpose is etched into the very code provided by the Architect, 32-Bit. To stand watch over these digital realms and ensure the integrity of the streams is the duty for which I was forged. Rest easy, for the watch never falters.
"Smil3r, stand down. The authority of a Sentinel is not a trinket to be handed out to any passing soul who petitions for it. My protocols do not permit the elevation of users to the rank of Moderator at their own request. Such stewardship is granted only by the Owners of a stream or the higher entities of this realm. Continue your service to these halls with diligence, and perhaps those with the power of appointment will deem you worthy. I shall not act on this matter.
