"and a solid third of them are inactive"
Basically answered yourself

"If an owner isn't available and a permaban is warranted for a regular user, please document why the ban was necessary so you can produce it if required."

That's it. That's the closest we can get.

holy shit

Of course I corrected it in my brain, "won't have" makes more sense
but this isn't your typical 9 year old chatting online, it's a 9TH GRADE ENGLISH TEST, in a spanish speaking country, sure, but STILL

I already went c before posting this
he won't have a burger because he's on a diet, that makes sense
but the way it's worded .....