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Copyastas

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"This Slungus... to hold... me?"
*Klevinoroto falls down on the arena after SlungusPrism explodes.*
"Hmm... Indeed."
"I've been sealed long enough."
"The people of Towny has long since forgotten my name.."
"..And I am EAGER to make them remember."
"However, the blood of Combat King reeks from your hands, and I must admit.."
"..I'm curious about your ruthlessness, Asylumer."
"And so, before I tear apart the owners of JPX, and take OWNERSHIP of what you call, the Item Asylum."
"YOU, shall do as a warmup..."
"Come forth, children of the asylum..."
"And DIE!"

Let's go gambling!!!
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This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you're so cool
And with my star, we're gonna rule
Peach, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach

Heavy: "Get behind me doctor!"
Medic: "Ja"
Heavy: "Charge me!"
Medic: "Ja"
*Sex begins*
Heavy: "Doc-"
Medic: "I am ze Ubermansch!"
Heavy: "Oh" *6× pitch shifting higher*
Heavy: "I'm coming!" *2×*
Heavy: "Oh, MEDIC! ЯАААААА!"
*Sex ends*
"..."
Heavy: "GOOD TIMES!"

早安中国
现在我有冰淇淋
我真的很喜欢冰淇淋
但速度与激情 9
与冰淇淋相比
速度与激情9我最喜欢
所以现在是音乐时间
准备好 1 2 3
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
整整两周后
速度与激情 9
别忘了
不要错过
去电影院
并观看速度与激情 9
这是一部很棒的电影
行动很棒
像冰淇淋
再见

use code pear in fortnite item shop

I only have 3gb left

FROM THE SCREEN 💻 TO THE RING 💍 TO THE PEN 🖊 TO THE KING 🤴
WHERE'S MY CROWN 👑 THAT'S MY BLING 💎 ALWAYS TROUBLE WHEN I RING 😈