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![the entire Meet the Scout script | [Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of RED team.]
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]
[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]
[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
[Meet the Scout's Title Card]
[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]
Scout: "Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]
Scout: "Yo, what's up?"
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]
Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]
Scout: "BOINK!"
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "I'm a force a' nature!"
[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]
Scout: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "WOOO!"
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Scene fades in to reveal Scout sitting on the twitching body of the Heavy eating his Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]; MEME DESC | image tagged in fat fuck | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/6260q0.jpg)
