Philosoraptor

That's insanely funny... a few well chose words and that's page one.

I think we have a winnaaaaaa!!

*ding* winner!

I think you missed the opportunity to have an exclamation mark above their head like in Metal Gear Solid

*gasp* great idea!

It's always been lightbulbs. People just didn't know what they were. Then one day Thomas Edison had an idea, grabbed the lightbulb from above his head and exclaimed "Eureka, I know what this shit is!"

Is it a lightbulb, or grandma bent over pulling up her girdle?

It's a lightbulb you pervert

lol, 1972, 6th grade!

Where'd you get a picture of my mom and aunts?

Sew my eyes shut, too.

While he was taking a bath, like that old Greek guy?

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Black Girl Wat as an Ebonics Grammar Nazi....

Word

what about before candles were invented?

:)

Candles

Exactly.

Wait! A meme comment from you that ISN'T a dragon??

No offense, but I couldn't help but troll you imgflip.com/i/zmnsf

olimpic torches.

*Olympic

but thanks for sayin.

lol @ gena138

*saying

i said sayin instead of saying because it is deliberate slang.

*I

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