Philosoraptor

That's insanely funny... a few well chose words and that's page one.

*ding* winner!

I think you missed the opportunity to have an exclamation mark above their head like in Metal Gear Solid

*gasp* great idea!

I think we have a winnaaaaaa!!

It's always been lightbulbs. People just didn't know what they were. Then one day Thomas Edison had an idea, grabbed the lightbulb from above his head and exclaimed "Eureka, I know what this shit is!"

Is it a lightbulb, or grandma bent over pulling up her girdle?

It's a lightbulb you pervert

lol, 1972, 6th grade!

Where'd you get a picture of my mom and aunts?

Sew my eyes shut, too.

While he was taking a bath, like that old Greek guy?

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Black Girl Wat as an Ebonics Grammar Nazi....

Word

what about before candles were invented?

:)

Candles

Exactly.

*lit

grammar nazi

In this case I was a spelling Nazi on myself. I'm anal about such things.

i think the colloquial use of 'grammar nazi' includes spelling.

They're all Nazis! Or I should say, "we're all Nazis!"

as my people say "oy!"

olimpic torches.

*Olympic

but thanks for sayin.

lol @ gena138

*saying

i said sayin instead of saying because it is deliberate slang.

*I

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