How could his best friend be his client?
And no, this is not the Epstein Client List™ files, this is the Epstein Files™ files. The Epstein Client List™ is still on Pam Bondi's desk, where they've been for a year, stalled by her and Donald Trump.
The Deep State will assure that Trump will never be found of anything guilty other than the occasional civil suit involving his personal corrupt business dealings.
Oh my gosh, I just saw you said something about eating babies.
My guy doesn't believe actual real news coming out about the Epstein files ("38,000 mentions? That's not possible, Trump was not mentioned one single time because he's Jesus"), but he believes now that Epstein was involved in the basement fetus pizza delivery business operating out of the pizzeria that had no basement.
For the love of Godness, my gosh.