Pete vs Pete

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Not even just the same mouth and eyes, etc, but the same expression as well,
Can't help but wonder if this was truly accidental.

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Because your Pete leaves his wife at home taking care of their newborn baby all while facing postpartum depression and pain from giving birth while he drinks with his friends.

I heard Elon's already going to be on the way out so it's too late to bet on that one.

Yeah, Elon has until the end of May. That was as long as he was going to stay from the beginning. A little late to the news?

The good pete is the one on the right

Why is the one on the left, bad?

He's an unqualified drunk that slept his way to every promotion. WEll, except for the one to Secretary of Defense. But all the others, yeah.

Whistlelock, thank you for your combat experience and for looking down the barrel of our enemies.

You're welcome. I did enjoy my time in the 10th Cav.

Nice. Ready and Forward. I’m glad that you and everyone you were deployed with in the suck, has/have no substance abuse issues. It must have been an exceptional unit.

His military service does not shield him from his disease, regardless whether it's the cause or not. He needs to seek treatment and sober up.

In addition to being wholly unqualified to be the Secretary of Defense.

Your first two sentences, alone, tells me (1) you never deployed or (2) you’re full of shit about your service. I’d bet my left nut on it.

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Yeah, it's always a laugh when that comes up. My military service made me more liberal too.

They think they're delivering a big kick in the nads, and it turns out big egg on their face,,,

First time I use those two,,,

Sounds like Camla's resume.

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Yeah, I don't like the crusaders, they wared against my favorite country ever. The Ottoman Empire